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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:00 PM Original message |
why did the chicken cross the road? |
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alphafemale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
1. To die. In the rain. |
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provis99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
2. exactly. It just crossed to get to the other side. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
3. Because it was stapled to a dead baby. |
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Major Nikon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 11:16 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. How did the dead baby walk across the road? |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 11:27 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Stapled to a chicken. |
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Major Nikon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 11:43 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Seems like that would throw the CG of the bird all out of whack |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 11:48 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Neither does a naked blonde walking into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 3' salami under the |
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Major Nikon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 11:56 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. There is an end |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 11:58 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Everything, including cats and SPAM is a manifestation of the underlying Velveeta. |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 12:08 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. LOL! I read "...and that's when John Boehner..." |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 06:15 PM Response to Reply #7 |
14. 8 lb. CHICKEN? |
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Major Nikon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 06:29 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. You ever try to get an 8lb baby across the road with a 3lb chicken? |
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zabet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
4. To prove |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
12. To hold his pants up. |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
13. She thought it was a Catholic road? |
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