From one of my friends on FB

[warrior1]

Sydney found a bird nest, full of eggs (unbroken!), that had fallen out of a bush. It was right by the dog kennel, so the four of us stood for about five minutes, concerned and pondering how to keep the dogs away so that the mama bird might come back. Upon closer inspection, we discovered that it was actually a group of mushrooms surrounded by clumps of dirt. We are the Moron Family.