58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

[applegrove]

http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Misc-Jokes/58-Newspaper-Headlines.html

58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

"SNIP..............

1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Saftey Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

4. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case

................SNIP"

http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Misc-Jokes/58-Newspaper-Headlines.html

[Bunny]

1. Heh. I'd love to know the backstory on this one:

20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

[sakabatou]

7. This is how

[mysuzuki2]

2. my favorite is from the Chicago Dally News sports page

in the early 1960s. The White Sox star pitcher Gary Peters went on the disabled list. The headline read "Sox face Boston with Peters out." What a mental image that caused!

[blue neen]

3. Those are hilarious!

I really liked this one:

"10. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope"

:rofl:

[struggle4progress]

4. Bonnie Blows Clinton (Sampson Independent | August 1998)

http://odd.phootoons.com/clinton.html

Hurricane Bonnie (1998) ... was a major hurricane that made landfall in North Carolina ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Bonnie_%281998%29

Clinton, North Carolina ... is the county seat of Sampson County ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton,_North_Carolina

[applegrove]

5. LOL! Then there is the proverbial "Kermit Croaks!" when Jim Henson died...but that was intentional.

[struggle4progress]

6. This, of course, was intentional, too -- and perhaps with not very kind intention

but even lots of us liberals laughed our sodas out of noses when we saw it

The Sampson Independent got itself lots of attention for a small paper: this was noticed around the state

[applegrove]

8. That is so nasty of them. But I have to admit I had a bill clinton joke that I turned into

a Tiger Woods joke just recently.