Give me 17 double bacon cheeseburgers QUICK, please!

[Redstone]

I was at the doctor today and weighed in at 171 pounds. That's not near enough for a guy who is 6-feet-four, and is even below my youthul "fighting weight" of 175 to 180.

I have to start eating more - I'm sure more than a few of you will hate me for having that problem, but there it is.

Redstone

[elleng]

1. Lucky. Enjoy.

:hi:

[Little Star]

2. I really resent you right now!

:donut: Have some of this!!!

[TK421]

3. you need a couple turduckens :)

[Redstone]

6. I've never had one of those yet, but I will some day. Right now, I think my mission

is to get down to Pudge's for two weeks or so, at least until I can feel my arteries turning into Formica from the cheesesteak hoagies.

Redstone

[TK421]

11. what do I have to do to get you down here, hmm?

you can ship Lees but I really have a few places I've found that are better

[7wo7rees]

4. The trick is to eat dessert first

[7wo7rees]

5. Go out to eat. The portions are always bigger than you'd fix yourself.

[Redstone]

7. Blagh. I'm no kind of vegeratarian, but that's revolting.

Redstone

[applegrove]

8. Grrrrrrr!

[Taverner]

9. If you want to gain weight, work out and eat meat

Seriously - muscle weighs more than fat

And you get it by working out and eating muscle

[Hassin Bin Sober]

10. Doctor Nick Riviera say be creative...

When making a sandwich, instead of bread, use pop-tarts.

[fizzgig]

14. and remember,

if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.

[geardaddy]

17. Don't forget the congealed group, the whipped group...

and the chocotastic group

[MilesColtrane]

21. ...complimented with ample amounts of Assal Horizontology.

[Flaxbee]

12. avocado - toss some avocado on everything you eat, and you'll

gain some pounds - good fat, not bad fat.

:hi: Redstone.

[Redstone]

13. "Toss some on everything I eat?" Oh, yes, I'd like that.

I just ate a sandwich that was about an inch thick, and half of it was avocado slices. Yowsah!

Thanks for the recommendation.

Redstone

[EOTE]

15. I'm also 6'4".

Maybe that makes me a prime candidate to give you a fat transplant. I've got a fair amount to spare.

[kentauros]

16. Just fill up on some lard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbiVi39J_08

:P

[Redstone]

18. You know, it turns out that good lard is not near as bad for you as everyone

used to think...and also you get those cracklin's out of the process, which are Godalmighty sure to be worth whatever arterial damage they may cause.

Redstone

[kick-ass-bob]

19. I'll lend you 15 pounds.

Then we can be the same and you can burn those off. :P

[Bake]

20. Lend? I'll GIVE him 20, because I don't want them back!

:hi:

Bake

[krispos42]

22. A Baconator a day keeps the doctor away.

MMmm..... Baconator...