Help. There's a Dildo on my DU. And it's purple.

[Armstead]

Oh you have one too?

[Kali]

1. put it next to the salad fork

or in your luggage

[BiggJawn]

2. It's only half purple.

Almost NSFW

[Lil Missy]

3. It's a vibrator. n/t

[retread]

18. You're wasting your time. For some reason the word dildo is more giggle-worthy amoung

a segment of duers.

[struggle4progress]

4. Does that get bleu cheese or ranch?

I'm sorta weak on this stuff

[freshwest]

5. Who knew? I had to use another browser to get the ad to come through.

What's the difference in the two thingies?

[Armstead]

7. I'm afraid to ask

[freshwest]

17. I'm afraid to click. The internet gods will spam me with porn if I do.

So my only clue is reading what the fearless posters here say.

[ceile]

6. yum.

teehee.
:hide:

[kentauros]

8. That's not a dildo. It's a dibble.

A powered dibble! (Unlike this one below...)





:P

[freshwest]

9. Well, not everyone is as knowledgeable as we about planting bulbs. All that excitement over tulips!

:rofl:

[kentauros]

10. I don't know ANYthing about planting bulbs!

But a dibble is useful for seeds :D


That might be a little too pointy for a dildo anyway, unlike carrots:

[freshwest]

11. I'd use a stick for seeds, tulips need a dibble and unless the scale is all wrong, that's one.

Of course, I was just too cheap for a nice wooden/zinc plated one like that one there.

I just used a bigger stick for planing potato and onion starts and flowering bulbs. I think that's for professionals.

I'll leave speculations about other, less appropriate use of garden tools.


Oh, I just said 'tool!' I'm going to bed now.

O8)

[kentauros]

12. You could have said "hoe" too

The hoe collection: http://hoecollection.blogspot.com/2006/06/entire-hoe-collection.html

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[freshwest]

16. Thanks. What a lovely series of garden shots. But they missed the 'hula hoe.'

As far as any sexual reference you may have intended, I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole. Don't go there, sailor.

[BiggJawn]

14. Naw, that purple thing is a Diddle, not a Dibble.

use it for diddling.

[Dystopian]

13. We are all as one.

We all share the same dildo.

Thankfully, we all have something in common.

Be at peace...purple is a good color.

DU is coming together on this one.

Good night....

peace~

[RedCloud]

15. At the store yesterday there was a double dose of dildoism.

Two lanes were corked up by blahblahzo heads that would just not get out of the way.

[hedgehog]

19. If you squint just right, it looks like a garden trowel.

[Armstead]

21. Oh, just an ,ad for Home Depot then

[mysuzuki2]

20. It's been there for a long time now.

Don't worry; it's more afraid of you than you are of it.