Hello. Nein dizbatcher says zere iss problem mit deine kable.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

DIETER
Hello. Nein dizbatcher says zere iss problem mit deine kable.

DUDE
Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist.

MAUDE
And you recognize her, of course. The girl answering the door is Bunny Lebowski.

BUNNY
The TV is in here.

DIETER
Za, okay, I bring mein toolz.

BUNNY
This is my friend Shari. She just came over to use the shower.

MAUDE
(grimly)
The story is ludicrous.

DIETER
Mein nommen iss Karl. Is hard to verk in zese clozes--

MAUDE
Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

DUDE
He fixes the cable?

[taterguy]

1. So did the cable ever get fixed?