Lawyer Objects To "Large Breasted Woman" In Courtroom

[Swede]

Outstanding!


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A lawsuit against an Illinois car dealership took a strange turn recently, when the defendant's lawyer complained about a "large breasted woman" in the courtroom.
The motion below is making the rounds of Chicago-area law listservs. It considers a suit before the First Municipal District Circuit Court of Cook County, Illinois

http://jezebel.com/5802758/lawyer-objects-to-large-breasted-woman-in-courtroom

[Xipe Totec]

1. Way to stay abreast of the law nt

[nolabear]

2. Probably just a titular position

until a real lawyer shows up.

[Xipe Totec]

4. I think the lawyer made a valid case nt

[petronius]

3. Frankly, my opinion is that in any case involving an argument over a used car warranty,

the court should be obligated to provide a large-breasted woman or two, and a couple of hunky guys, for the jury to look at. Expecting people to pay attention to that snore-fest without distraction would be cruel...

[Lionel Mandrake]

5. That lawyer wins the booby prize. n/t

[MilesColtrane]

6. I'll need photos to stay abreast of the story's ample legal ramifications.

[Mopar151]

7. Some things don't change

There is an old legal truisim, I'm sure some legal scholar will provide attribution if we ask nice.

" If the law is with you, argue the law. If the facts are with you, argue the facts. If niether of them are with you, argue with the other lawyer!"