Living out every little girl's dream:

[trof]

YEAH!
:-)

[Manifestor_of_Light]

1. Pilots are wild and crazy!!

At least that's what I heard about great-uncle Joe.
He was the first crop duster in the United States.
He was also a test pilot and flew for long-gone regional airlines.
His sister (my grandma) just KNEW he would be killed in a plane crash. She worried about him for decades.

So what happened? He was fishing in Lake Ponchartrain, had a heart attack, fell out and died.

:shrug:

[struggle4progress]

2. I thought every little girl wanted a glitter-covered pony

I guess I gotta get out more

[surrealAmerican]

3. My first thought as well ...

... except for the glitter: that would just be uncomfortable.


Where's the pony?

[MilesColtrane]

4. Living out a little girl's dream...

by marrying a future multi-billionaire.

[Ex Lurker]

5. The money makes up for the buck teeth and jug ears

he didn't inherit his mother's looks, that's for sure.

[Heidi]

6. Now, now, MilesColtrane. Some little girls dream

of marrying an aspiring ukuleleist.

Heidi
(Living the dream)

[MilesColtrane]

8. I'm not nearly as dark and bitter in real life as I am online.

I'm actually a fan of true love.

[Heidi]

9. Well, then, since you're a _real_ musician and not just an aspiring one,

I predict you're _more_ than liable to get lucky if you haven't already. ;)

:hug:

[elleng]

7. THIS one!