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mobuto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 03:17 PM
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Have you ever been killed?
I am very much alive.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 03:18 PM
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1. No. I just smell bad.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 03:18 PM
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2. yes
I used to be Shirley MacClaine
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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 03:19 PM
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3. Only once,
and I NEVER got over it!

pnorman
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 03:20 PM
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4. my past lives
"My Past Lives" by Too Much Joy
from the album "Son of Sam I Am"

I was Genghis Kahn I was Aristophenes
I was a guy named Urgh in 50,000 B.C.
I was Rasputin and all the chicks he had
I was Catherine the Great I was my mom and dad
I've been a butcher I've been a baker I have been a bookmaker
I have skippered Clipper ships and dug for undertakers
I've lived to be 98 and I have died when I was four
I've lived through war and peace and war and war and war and war

I could write a book about my past lives
I should write a book about my past lives
I died three times at Waterloo
This life's not the best but at least I'm not you

I was Abe Lincoln I was all the slaves he freed
This life's not the best but at least you're not me
I've been French noblemen and I've been Russian peasants
I've been somebodies, nobodies, once I was a pheasant

Iwas there when Ceasar bled and I followed where Moses led
I wrote the words Mohammed said, I kissed the ground where St. Paul tread
I was best man when Henry wed, I put the crown on George's head
I slept in Washington's bed, I shot John F. Kennedy dead

I watched Atlantis sink below, hung out with Bowie at the aAlamo
I didn't like being Edgar Allen Poe, I was sick a lot whe I was Rimbaud
I helped the druids build Stonehenge, me and Buddha invented Zen
Once I borrowed Shakespeare's pen, Joan of Arc was my best friend
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bain_sidhe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 03:21 PM
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5. Not recently.
I'm generally pretty careful these days, because I HATE getting killed. Messes up my whole day.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 03:23 PM
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6. No, I died of natural causes.
I got better.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 04:29 PM
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10. Me too.
Dead for just under 4 1/2 minutes.

I got better.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 03:50 PM
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7. When I was 3 I 'died' for 15-20 seconds
anaphalactic shock is an ugly thing.

I'm alive for now (but there are evil walnuts and their kin lurking everywhere).
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 04:06 PM
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8. Yes, Contra was a difficult video game.
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 04:17 PM
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9. I have been killed...
but I live again.
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