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My guess is that God was really depressed when he created depression.

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LucySky Donating Member (297 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 09:32 PM
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My guess is that God was really depressed when he created depression.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 10:48 PM
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1. Actually, I think it was a time when Mrs. God was really really happy
And that made God so happy that he wanted to make Mrs. God even happier. But he couldn't think of a way to make her happier, so he created depression so that her happiness would be, at least relatively speaking, that much more than everyone else. Because in a lot of ways, God is kind of a dick.
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-11 10:49 PM
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2. LMAO! PREACH it!
Edited on Thu Apr-07-11 10:50 PM by nolabear
The Gospel According to "WTF?"
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