If my dog doesn't quit playing with that friggen squeak toy

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

I'm gonna cram it up his ass (you know the one with all the toxic gas?) then if it doesn't come flying back out like a dart..I'll have killed two birds with one stone.

[absyntheNsugar]

1. lol....we stopped giving Sitka squeek toys

she kept swallowing them so tigger wouldn't get them

[Paragon]

2. I'm calling PETA!

Where'd I put that red paint...

[jpgray]

6. Well, I run PETH

We break into homes and plug the air-holes in the squeak-toys of rich dogs. We show graphic photos of the alternately torpid and psychotic expressions worn by those who experience the squeak for too long. We stage controversial demonstrations, wherein women allow men to squeeze their mammae to demonstrate the efficacy of a squeeze without a squeak.

Yeah, it's pretty late. :crazy:

[Skeptical Democrat]

3. Play with him

or take the friggen squeak toy away

[jus_the_facts]

4. lol...poor doggie....

.....give him a scratch from me...if he's not too constipated! :hi:

[JaySherman]

5. LOL. Prince does it when he wants you to play fetch.

He'll squeak his toy, drop it in your lap (usually covered with slobber), pick it up, squeak the thing again and so on, very insistently until you throw it.

[Skeptical Democrat]

12. Mine just assumes that anyone that comes over came to see

him, so he brings out the "squeaky" to play.

I swear, my vicious dog would only lick and "squeak" a burgler to death if I were ever in danger. I would have to throw him at a burgler to get any protection!

But seriously, there used to be a contractor that raised his voice to me all the time. My dog would sit guard next to me or hop in my lap and GROWL! He would rip the lips off of anyone that tried to harm me.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. He's a beautiful dog

[ornotna]

7. You could

just dig the squeaker out of the toy. That way he can still play with it and your hand doesn't have to get too close to his ass.

[Rhiannon12866]

8. It is a terrier?

My little Cairn Terrier went nuts with the squeak toys, wouldn't leave them or anyone else alone. I lost him in 1993 at age 18 1/2. What I would give to have him and his squeak toys back. Cherish the moments. They are gone all too soon.;(

[Donkeyboy75]

10. That's a pretty long life

for a pet, though. Glad you had him so long.

[Rhiannon12866]

17. Yes, but I didn't get him as a puppy

He was not quite six, so I had him for more than 12 years, though. I then adopted my Barney, a cocker spaniel who was 10 or 11 when I got him, and just lost him a year ago, after eight years. It is never long enough.;(

[Donkeyboy75]

9. Mine always bites the squeaker out within minutes

He's also a boxer, so I feel your pain with the whole gas thing.

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. Are you sure you aren't talking about my dog?

Sounds just like mine.

[sweetheart]

15. yea, really.... but my dogs Break squeekers

Its like the challenge of any new toy to destroy the squeeker thing
as fast as possible and then to dismember it.

My old spayed lady gathers all the toys around her bed in a surrogate
motherhood syndrome, and won't let any of the other dogs in to her
dog-toy junkyard.

I've become a nut about testing the annoying-factor of dog toys at
the shop. I'm the person who's taking every single toy off the shelf
and SQUEEEEEKing it to see if i'll be annoyed on hearing it 10,000
times. THe worst toy design i've seen of them all, though is the
fuzzy mobile phone with a digital ring just like an old mobile...

A new toy is introduced to the pack and the second challenge on
breaking the squeeker is multi-dog tug-of-war to see which parts of
the toy come off... sorta like tearing a kill apart... that one toy
can come to be 4 toys. How helpful.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. Well he's worn out now..he's smart and I took advantage of it

I took his squeak toy and threw it through the window..he had to go out the door around to the yard and underneath the window get the squeak toy and bring it back.....then he had to do it again.......and again....and again....and again....he's crashed on the floor at my feet.

[SoCalDem]

16. Pry the squeaker out

:)

We had a poodle once who had a false pregnancy and she thought a red squeaky toy was her baby.. She tried to make it nurse, and she whined and cried over it.. We took the squeaker out, and then she accepted the fact that it had "died"..Sad but funny too :(:)