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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 02:03 PM
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Poll question: Worst Penis EVER!
Who has let their penis get them in more trouble?

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 02:12 PM
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1. Everyone seems to want to look at a penis (thread)
but nobody has a favorite?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 02:12 PM
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2. Yeah I got in there - woohoo!!!
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 02:22 PM
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3. In before the lock. Where is the dung beetle's penis on that list?
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 02:22 PM
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4. MiddleFingerMom's. (Oh... like there's any QUESTION!!!)
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 02:43 PM
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5. Gotta go with the Clenis. I mean, he was the leader of the free world and all.
If he'd kept it zipped the 2000 election might not have been close enough for those bastards to steal in Florida.
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 02:55 PM
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6. The Clenis takes the grand prize.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 02:55 PM
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7. THE BIG ORANGE OOMPA LOOMPA BONER!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 03:49 PM
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8. Shocking Meat Video penis
Either best or worst. Either way, it's eventually wurst.
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Mike 03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 03:52 PM
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9. Had to vote for John Holmes.
My ex GF had an obsession with him and wanted to write a screenplay about a man whose entire fame and fortune was the result of the size of his penis. It was his financial windfall but also his worst disaster and ultimate undoing, loss of respect and torment.
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 04:31 PM
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10. There's A Show on HBO Called, "Hung"
and it's pretty damn close to your ex's vision. It's about a divorced, History teacher/baseball coach/former high school jock living in Michigan and coping with his house burning down, and the stench of failure in his life.

The crux of the story is that he's well-endowed and becomes a male escort. The story picks up from there.


Also, the movie, "Boogie Nights" is also close to your ex's vision.
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