10 things you will NEVER hear a man say:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[rurallib]

1. I thought #3 was a married man's biggest line.......

[Lucinda]

3. Yup. I've heard that one a time or two...

:hi:

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. It USED to be... but now, with the popularity of the cougar lifestyle, THIS is the new line:

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[yurbud]

24. I don't buy the whole cougar thing. I think it's just sad old ladies pretending they're dating

their gay male friends.

[jobycom]

7. Maybe. But the way you're thinking, "listen to" is a euphamism. nt

[one_voice]

2. LOL...

Number 7, my husband would still be wearing underwear from 20 years ago if I didn't buy him new ones and THROW away the old ones. He's philosophy holes=comfort.

Oh, and stolen.

[fizzgig]

18. my husband and i used to battle when i'd try to throw out his old underwear

so i started doing it while he's at work.

[NewJeffCT]

5. good ones

thanks for the laugh.

[jobycom]

6. I've said at least four of those. nt

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Well, you DO have your father's thighs. n/t

[jobycom]

9. I don't have a dog...

Narrows it down.

[KamaAina]

10. "I'm lost. Could you tell me how to get to...?"

:P

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Kinda like: "I'm lost down here. Can you help me find it?" n/t

[KamaAina]

12. I was talking about ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS.

Please. Get your mind out of the gutter. :spank:

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. Yeah. Like I said in de previous post.

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De erections.
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[Biker13]

29. For This...

I will love you forever!

Biker's Old Lady

[RedCloud]

13. Or please pass me a roll of toilet paper!

[kimi]

15. LOL

I'm stealing and sharing, with your permission, of course. :)

(Another thing you'll never hear a man say.)

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. Since it was "stolen" to begin with... technically it's not stealing. I think it's called...

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...presumptuous delegation.
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[nolabear]

16. You wouldn't happen to have the distaff version, would you?

Or do we have to take matters into our own hands...so to speak.

[rug]

17. 1. Hold my beer while I try that.

[MiddleFingerMom]

20. 2. Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's very very good. When it's bad... it's still pretty good.

[Withywindle]

21. I wonder what would happen if I were in bed with a man

and he said #9







and I looked really close and said, "Wow, you totally do. And I should know."

[pacalo]

22. Don't know if this creature disproves #1 but it's worth a laugh...

[ohheckyeah]

23. Sorry to tell you but

my husband buys new underwear rather frequently. He can't stand it when the elastic starts going.

[bookworm65t]

25. Do we have a coupon for that?

n/t

[elleng]

26. 'I'm sorry.'

[MiddleFingerMom]

27. Now, I don't want to get serious in the middle of my own post, but this is JUST NOT TRUE!!!

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You KNOW there is something for which we will BEG, for which we
will prostate and humiliate ourselves, for which we will recognize
no depth to which we will not sink -- in order to get that very thing.
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DAMN YOU, MR. BEER!!!!!!
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[elleng]

28. Gotcha, MFM!

:hi: