Ben Bernanke Has Answered My Prayers!

[demwing]

Tonight, I received this email! I'm so excited because it came directly from Ben Bernanke (it says so right at the bottom of the letter), and it's addressed to ME, the Fund Beneficiary, so it must be true!!! OMG, OMG!

FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD
33 LIBERTY STREET, NEW YORK, NY 10038

RE: CONTRACT FUND CREDIT FROM BANK FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD

ATTN: Fund Beneficiary,

We have received a payment credit instruction from the Federal Government of Nigeria to credit your account with your full Inheritance fund of US$10.5Million from the Nigerian reserve account with our bank.

However, what we required from you is your banking particulars where you want your fund to be transferred.
{1}. Your Full Name and Address:
{2}. Your Confidential Tell, Cell and Fax Number for easier and
faster communication:
{3). Your Bank name and address:
{4). Your A/c Name and Numbers:
(5). Your Swift Code / Routing Numbers:
(6) Occupation / Marital Status:

Be informed that transfer will commence immediately we hear from you with the account information. Once more, Bank Federal reserve Board will not hesitate to credit your account within 24hours in accordance with Fund release order regulations.

Your Immediate Response is Highly needed to enable us commence for the transfer.

Thanks for banking with Federal Reserve Bank while we looking forward to serving you better.

CONGRATULATION TO YOUR INHERITANCE FUND.

Thanks and God bless you.
MR. BEN S. BERNANKE
CHAIRMAN FEDERAL RESERVE BANK.

YES! CONGRATULATION TO MY INHERITANCE FUND!! I'm sure my Fund will be just as happy as I am!

You know though, first thing I'm going to do with my US$10.5Million of Inheritance fund is send Ben some dough so he can hire a proofreader that understands proper capitalization, and also get himself a government email address at the Fed. His return address ([email protected]) just isn't classy enough for a man in his position, poor guy. But we'll fix that pronto with my windfall profits!!!

I'm the luckiest "undisclosed-recipients" in the whole world today! Bank account and other personal information details are on the way boys, and drinks are on DEMWING!!!