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Fundies Say the Darndest Things and often come across samples of the strangeness that infests the blogosphere. One of these samples had me speculating about the weird world that such people inhabit.
To help me out I have put together a "Smorgasbord" of conspiracy snippets and put them into an incoherent narrative.
You see, the danger the US of A faces today is the greatest it has ever faced since the socialist commie fascists put Roosevelt into the Oval Office. People forget that the war in Europe was a put up job to help the Soviet Union expand and to drag the USA into the conflict weakening it before instituting the One World Government. Nearly worked too but their Puppet President died and they had to settle for the UN.
Well, that's the past, but coming right up to date we now have Obama in the White House. We all know he was put there by Acorn stuffing the vote, Black Panthers frightening True Americans away from the polling stations and John McCain being too scared to follow the lead of wonderful Sarah Palin into the Presidency.
We all know that Dubya gave into the traitors in Congress with the Patriot Act. It should have been much more restrictive of the Lame Left Wing but they were afraid that an effective act would uncover the Government cover-up and plotting that caused 9-11. Because of this the crypto-fascist commies of the Democrat Party had to mislead the people into supporting the undercover Muslim Barack Hussein Obama.
Let's face it, the first thing that Obama did was to introduce the Obamacare act. This is just a hidden plot to kill off all those wonderful people of the "Greatest Generation" by submitting them to death panels which will decide they have to be killed to "save money". This saving is all flim-flam because they'll be spending more on the commie, fascist unemployed, brainwashing them into an army ready to take the weapons from the cold, dead hands of True Americans and aborting foetuses to make longevity potions for the One World Government.
We know that Obama isn't a Christian, he doesn't even have a Christian name; he was probably born in Kenya (although that may be just a cover to disguise his true Muslim origins) because he cannot produce his long form birth certificate. His putative mother was a left winger and forced Hawaiian newspapers to print unproven announcements of his "birth". Much of his "education" was in Indonesian schools that were strongly Muslim. It was possibly here he learnt to dedicate himself to the Caliphate or One World Muslim government. He had his first college education at Occidental College - a well known Liberal arts school.
What is going to happen, if True Americans don't stand up to the Usurper?
We have already indicated how Death Panels are going to be used and how the re-educated army of indigents and illegal aliens will tear the arms out of the hands of poor, helpless True Americans. The US armed forces won't be able to stand up to this because they will have been fatally weakened by the removal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"; indeed it may even be that True American Servicemen and women will be forced to become homosexuals and lesbians and so become the enemy behind our backs.
We have to prepare. Death panels can't be brought in until the Homeland Security concentration camps are in use and they cannot be used until the Constitution has been replaced by Sharia Law. This will have to wait until after Obama fakes his assassination by Mossad agents and hence force the destruction of Israel. Michelle Obama becomes President de facto through blackmailing Joe Biden. She will then, as temporary measure of respect, ask that Sharia be used as the law of the land until after her husband's funeral. This will pass Congress unanimously because all possible dissenters will have been arrested.
During the funeral procession Obama will "miraculously" come back to life and surrounded by 72 virgins (or possibly raisens, if California is proving difficult) and declare he is the Last Prophet. Because he will not be buried Sharia Law will never be rescinded and he will live on as the atheist, Muslim anti-Christ ruler of the Caliphate with his life forever extended by long life potions and grafts made from foetal stem cells.
Now excuse me I have to go and wash my brain.
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