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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 10:16 PM
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I went along with the Safeway TSA pat-down until I realized the person patting me wasn't an employee
Yeah, I thought it was a bit unusual when I grabbed a basket and started to do a little grocery shopping to hear a voice behind me saying "Excuse me, sir, I'm going to have to pat you down first.

And I was patient for the first 20 minutes, but when I was told that I'd need to submit to a full body cavity search, I asked to speak to the store manager, and the person patting me down ran into the frozen foods aisle.

Other than that, I really enjoy shopping at Safeway. This other thing I just mentioned, not so much.

:silly:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 10:34 PM
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1. My dear Amerigo Vespucci!
ROFL!

Now here you have the very promising start to a great short story!

Well played, sir.....well played!

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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 11:00 PM
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snagglepuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-10 03:15 AM
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3. Totally hysterical. Thanks.
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