Some scumbag stole the pub dog.

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My friend opened up a new "pub" here. One of the guys always hanging around out front had this dog he didn't seem to want and the dog was always hanging out in the pub. It was a puppy, really cute and puppyesque. So, one day my friend decides he's just gonna offer to buy the thing. The guy said he'd given it away to a dog-seller that morning. So, my buddy gave him money and just said, "Go get it."

The guy did, so Art and his GF had its shots done and all that and it was great having a puppy running around the place.

Yesterday someone stole it. She was out front as usual doing puppy things and some bastard just grabbed her and walked off. Art thought she'd run off, but that's not like her. Then his neighbour said up the block he saw some couple with the puppy, but just thought it was a look-alike and so didn't think anything of it.

The dog has a collar and everything so there's no excuse except these pieces of absolute shit stole their dog. They put up a poster with a decent reward. Now they just want the dog back safe and sound. We're all pretty pissed.