You know how when you start...

[LeftyFingerPop]

a new toilet paper roll, and you can't find the beginning after looking at it for 10 minutes, so you just kind of rip a hole in the center and start peeling, and you end up with this big diagonal seam that keeps going and going and going, and you're sitting there on the toilet and you're peeling that diagonal seam and finally you go right down to the core of the toilet paper and you have none left, so you have to waddle over to the linen closet with your pants around your ankles to get another roll?

That really pisses me off.

[Chan790]

1. That's why I have a bidet.

Man.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. You're lucky.

I just sit in my sink and sing to myself.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

15. !

:rofl:

[Curmudgeoness]

3. I just hate that! Great image you described, love it.

:rofl:

[rucky]

4. That's why I use scotch tape instead.

[madinmaryland]

5. Maybe you need to stop buying the cheap shit.

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I only buy the BEST. 24 rolls for a dollar.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Is there ANYTHING it (OUCH!!!!) can't do?!?!?!?!?

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[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Speaking of which...

This picture....I HATE those little round toilets. I like the elongated bowls so you don't smash up against the front rim when you sit down. I swear those little ones are made for 8 year olds!

And the duct tape would certainly work, but you need a pair of scissors to cut it off. :D

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. "The duct tape would certainly work, butt... you need a pair of scissors to cut it off."

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I think they have the equivalent of Kegel exercises for people like you.
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[LeftyFingerPop]

11. I know about them, from a male point of view too...

My friend described to me, in excruciating detail, how he had to do them before and after he recently had his prostate removed. :)

[Chan790]

14. I do them...

and enjoy them, for reasons that would be lockable.

I do them at work, particularly to clients I'm annoyed with. I think:
"You think I'm really intensely listening to your complaints about us not being a dog-friendly branch, but I'm actually working-out my pubococcygeus pelvic-floor muscles so I can have fun later...and you have no idea. Bwahahahahahaha!"
:evilgrin:

[blueamy66]

17. Funny you should mention this.

My guy just bought a new elongated seat for the main bathroom. He was so proud of his purchase and subsequent installation that he made me go see it 5 times on Sunday.

whacko

[WCGreen]

10. When that happens, I just grab the cat...

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. Is your cat's name "absorbent"?

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. HERE, TWO-PLY!!!! HERE, TWO-PLY!!!! n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. I hate it when that happens.

I am all like damn, I hope I don't fall with my ass hanging out and then when the paramedics get here how the hell am I gonna explain this.

[pintobean]

18. The last time that happened to me

it was the last roll. I had to waddle all the way to the kitchen for coffee filters.

[LynneSin]

19. I like at our work restrooms - we have one of those TP holders that hold 2 giant rolls

Mind you, there aren't that many women using the bathrooms. The 5 bathrooms with 10 rolls of TP could easily last a work week but there is some policy that the rolls have to be filled each night. No clue what they do with those half-used rolls but hell I'd just take them home since there is still alot of TP on those rolls.

THe problem is they put 2 full rolls of TP in these TP holders and they are so packed tight you can't get TP out of them without shredding it to pieces. Annoying as hell.

[Orsino]

20. They banned me from Kroger. n/t