This will be the funniest/craziest article you read all year, I promise..

[snooper2]

I'll even start with the picture included with the article :P






Okay, there's the picture..

Now here is the title:
"Finger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife Fight" :evilgrin:


DALLAS - A Dallas woman touched her friend's buttocks, sparking an assault and attempted stabbing, police said.

The alleged incident happened at an apartment in the 1700 block of Trade Winds Drive in the southern section of the city.

According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect.

A fight ensued in which the suspect repeatedly hit the victim before grabbing a butcher knife and threatening to kill her. According to the report, the suspect said, "Are you ready to die?"


http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/072310-Finger-in-Butt-Crack-Sparks-Knife-Fight

[Schema Thing]

1. that's my Dallas

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. It had nothing to do with a finger in a buttcrack (I don't think), but I've broken a bed twice...

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There has not been much that's happened to me that has been FUNNIER!!!!
Suddenly, your stomach drops out from under you and there's a VERY brief
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Almost immediately, great life-cleansing HOWLS of laughter.
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Good times.
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[snooper2]

3. 1 broken, a couple (off the rails )

for me lol :)

[velvet]

6. Never do it

on a pair of single beds pushed together. Well my parents did, but I never heard no howls of laughter coming from their room. What I mean is never do it on a pair of single beds pushed together when the legs are on castors. Yeah.

I mean don't do it if you don't want to fall in a heap on the floor howling with laughter.

[rurallib]

4. I don't see it in the article, but it must have been -

"Alcohol was thought to be involved" - things like this just don't happen without a little assist.

[velvet]

5. I am reminded of the old DU proverb, "dont tutch the but"

In some circumstances, just as true for humans as for cats.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7950254