I'm probably drinking too much tequila.

[complain jane]

Just sayin'.

[SwampG8r]

1. too much? is that possible?

[complain jane]

2. Hmmm.... I'll let you know tomorrow...

[Roon]

3. I bought a bottle of it once

and a drunk homeless guy at the liqour store warned me to "be careful"

[kentauros]

4. You know it's

"ta kill'ya" right? ;)

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. The only way you can drink TOO much tequila...

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...is if you cause the rest of us
to experience a shortage.
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Now you've made me nervous. You're not... you're
not planning on drinking THAT much, are you?
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Drink away... while I oh-so-cleverly distracted
you with the above question... I just locked MY
liquor cabinet.
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[kentauros]

6. You have a liquor cabinet?!

What are you, an unhappy hipster? :P

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Yes. It is only filled with empty, dusty bottles of what was once real absinthe...

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...from times that once occurred in a real world...
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...and a well-read and annotated copy of "Catcher in the Rye"...
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...(neither well-read nor annotated by me)...
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...OH... and now the tequila, of course...
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...and three party-sized Snickers...
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...(MROWMPHHFRKLTLPH)...
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...and TWO party-sized Snickers bars.
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[kentauros]

8. I had real absynthe once...

...at a nitrous party