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absyntheNsugar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 11:18 PM
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Does God have a SILLY sense of humor?
I say yes - he did arrange for the housecat to evolve...all of the cruelty of a lion in the body of a stuffed animal...

And oh yeah, men with nipples.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 11:26 PM
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2.  I, for one, am grateful to God
...for men's nipples!
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 11:29 PM
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5. I like my nipples. Only time I did not care for them too much
was when daughter #2 tried to latch on.
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gorrister Donating Member (145 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 11:46 PM
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7. reminds me of "Time Bandits"
Evil: When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding.

Robert: Understanding of what, master?

Evil: Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of videocassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!

Robert: Slugs.

Evil: Slugs! He created slugs! They can't hear, they can't speak, they can't operate machinery. If I were creating the world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 11:27 PM
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3. Look at a platypus. Tell me God has no sense of humor.
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 11:27 PM
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4. Perhaps a "cosmic" sense of humor?
Ahhh...ummmm.

:bounce:

I never cross the "stuffed animals", except when I swat them across the nose and perhaps hiss assertively, yet gently.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 11:40 PM
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6. I'm counting on it!
:D
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 11:50 PM
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8. I certainly hope so
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