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Nuclear Unicorn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 05:38 PM Original message |
Best of the Worst Pick-Up Lines |
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blue neen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
1. . |
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Arctic Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
2. Is that a Nuclear Unicorn in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 06:06 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. That always works on Skittles |
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Moondog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 06:51 PM Response to Reply #3 |
13. ~ |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 07:00 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. AF , pretty sure |
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Moondog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 07:05 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Interesting. |
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Nuclear Unicorn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 06:28 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Aw, how cute. I can't wait to show... |
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Arctic Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 06:33 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Oh yeah, well I'm a combative veterinarian. |
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Nuclear Unicorn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 06:35 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. OK, throw me a decent pick-up line |
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Arctic Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 06:37 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. hello, my name is Arctic Dave. Has anyone ever told you, you look like Betty Page? |
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Nuclear Unicorn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 06:39 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. So I say, "I'll have a corona and lime and get my friend here... |
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Arctic Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 06:41 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. I am immune to various poisons. Much like the Dread Pirate Roberts. |
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Nuclear Unicorn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 06:46 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. OK you bore me |
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Arctic Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 06:49 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Damn, its always the guy in the pink Polo shirt. |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
4. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 09:13 PM Response to Reply #4 |
18. I think we've met |
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Nuclear Unicorn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
14. You must be exhausted... |
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Curmudgeoness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
17. While holding a screw out to me, asked "do you want a screw?" |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
19. You should love this song, then: |
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Lilith Velkor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
20. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? |
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RandomThoughts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-09-10 11:27 PM Response to Original message |
21. Best worst line: I'm going to need a couple more beers first, before going back to your place |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-10-10 10:41 AM Response to Original message |
22. "Do I know you from somewhere?" |
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