Review of a rather interesting Saturday lunch

[teach1st]

OK, first some background info. I'm a lazy, almost past middle-aged divorced male, whose daughters have long ago left the nest. I kept house somewhat when I was one of them single dads, but it was a faux domesticity. After the girls left, I decided I hated cleaning, shopping, and especially cooking. I don't even like microwaving food. So I take shortcuts.

Anyway, I didn't go shopping this week. I still have some food left. I have some ketchup, cat food, and beer in the fridge, along with some inedible cheese. Here's what was in the cupboard:

Prunes and triscuits.

So my lunch was prunes and triscuits and beer. I rarely drink beer or eat prunes.

Here's my review of the lunch: DON'T EVER HAVE TRISCUITS, PRUNES, AND BEER TOGETHER. Never, ever. Don't do it.

Thank you.

[kimchi]

1. Ahh...words of wisdom, my friend.

It is a sacrifice of which I cannot even conceive, much less for which I would volunteer. You are a very brave (or dangerous) man.

[teach1st]

2. Thanks for the props!

Right now I am a dangerous man. A brave man would have just gone shopping. I couldn't face up to the challenge.

[DulceDecorum]

5. Oh my

I will take your advice.
And I promise not have them for dinner.
Or breakfast.

[Philosophy]

3. You should try peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches

I stumbled upon this culinary delight when my cupboards were almost bare while I was unemployed. Had them every day for about six months after that. Very cheap, very easy to make, and suprisingly palatable.

[teach1st]

4. I'll have to try that!

(Without prunes, of course)

I threw the mayonnaise out a few weeks ago when it started getting tingley.

[Kadie]

7. Peanut Butter, Mustard, and Jack Cheese

on a Ritz Cracker.

mmmmm mmmmm

[ewagner]

6. Hats off to you teach!

You have set a standard to which we can all aspire!!!!