Norweigan Blue Parrot

[historian]

Hello Miss?
'Ere. What do you mean miss?
Sorry I have a cold. I purchased this here parrot one half hour ago and wish to complain,
Sorry were closed.
Dont give me that my man. When I purchased this parrot you assured me he was lying on his back because he was shagged out after having a long sqwuak.
Oh yes norwegian blues love kippin on their backs.
Kipping? This parrot couldnt kip if you poked it with a sharp object.
Oh yeah? Well whats wrong with it?
Ill tell you whats wrong with it - it's dead.
NO No he's kipping on his back. Lovely bird the norwegian blue.
Listen my man - the only reason this parrot was standing in the first is because he was nailed to the perch.
No no norwegian blues love to kip on their backs.
Listen - this parrot has expired. Bereft of life it has gone to meet its maker and take its place in the choir invisible. If it were not nailed to the cage he would be pushing up the daises. This is an en ex parrot.
Oh well let me find another one - sorry were out.
Oh i see i get the picture.
Well we do have a slug.
Does it talk?
Well not really.
Then theres no point is there?

[mr_hat]

1. A palindrome? A palindome? The palindrome of Bolton is Notlob.

[historian]

2. dont y ou miss those days????

and the wonderful humour?

[mr_hat]

4. So, so much! We used to get special dispensation >

from our Housemaster (at boarding school) to sit up and watch the Pythons from 10 til 10:30; Wednesday nights, IIRC.

Also, IINM, BBC 1 went off the air for the night after that!

[historian]

5. wish i had a headmaster like that

of course i dont think john cleese was born at that time!!!

[FARAFIELD]

3. HE'S PINING FOR THE FJORDS