Why Wimbledon > World Cup Soccer

[pokerfan]

Reason #117: No ties!

[SunnySong]

1. French tennis players aren't whiny, pants wetting, tantrum throwing, overpaid, under-talented,

mama's boys unlike a certain sport I could mention.

Little did I know cheese eating surrender monkeys was not a broad brushed right wing insult but an insightful observation of a bunch of cheating losers whose plane should have crashed on the way to Africa if god had any mercy on their pathetic shriveled little souls

[pokerfan]

2. Reason #72

No flopping. You might see all sorts of poor sportsmanship at a Tennis match but you won't see a player suddenly clutch his face, drop to the grass and roll-around in mock agony hoping the referee red-cards his opponent.

[SunnySong]

3. Not to mention no self respecting tennis player would score a winning point with his hand.

Unlike some slum-filled, elderly killing, horse eating, Nazi collaborating, third world, wine swilling nation I could mention. (Okay so i am Irish so sue me)

[pokerfan]

6. types of soccer injuries

[BlueCollar]

4. Ronaldo's on the pitch? n/t

[JohnnyBoots]

5. We all know the 'real' World Cup is next year in NZ anyway...

[geardaddy]

7. Hear, hear.