You are offered $1million to sing one song at Rush Limbaugh's wedding. What song do you pick?

[LynneSin]

Me - I would sing "Death on Two Legs" by Queen

You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you preach
Screw my brain till it hurts
You’ve taken all my money
And you want more
Misguided old mule with your pig headed rules
With your narrow minded cronies
Who are fools of the first division
Death on two legs
You’re tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You’ve never had a heart of your own
Kill joy bad guy big talking small fry
You’re just an old barrow boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me?
Can you face me?
But now you can kiss my ass goodbye
Feel good are you satisfied?
Do you feel like suicide?
(I think you should)
Is your conscience all right
Does it plague you at night?
Do you feel good feel good?

You talk like a big business tycoon
You’re just a hot air balloon
So no one gives you a damn
You’re just an overgrown schoolboy
Let me tan your hide
A dog with disease
You’re the king of the ’sleaze’
Put your money where your mouth is
Mister know-all
Was the fin on your back
Part of the deal? (shark)
Death on two legs
You’re tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You’ve never had a heart (you never did) of your own
(right from the start)
Insane you should be put inside
You’re a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
Should be made unemployed
Then make yourself null and void
Make me feel good I feel good

[cyberswede]

1. "I'm Sick of You" - Iggy Pop & the Stooges

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ochjjtfNx0

[Amerigo Vespucci]

34. My IMMEDIATE thought was The Stooges, but...

...the song that came to mind was "I Wanna Be Your Dog."

:toast:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. muskrat love

[LynneSin]

3. OMG that is horrible!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBYV_7a0FQs

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. ain't it though

:evilgrin:

[donheld]

63. I'm sure I could make it even worse than it already is.

[WinkyDink]

5. Something by pedophile Gary Glitter. ;-)

[gratuitous]

6. The all-time Jon Stewart classic

"Go Fuck Yourself" with full orchestration and gospel choir back-up.

[Texasgal]

7. "shut the fuck up"

By Cake. :)

[krispos42]

8. "I Like Traffic Lights" by Monty Python

Soul-sucking, just like listening to RushBo on the radio.

[Ryano42]

9. He could sing along with me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SScW9r0y3c4

:patriot:

[Tobin S.]

10. "Christian Woman" by Type O Negative

Good quality video but edited version of the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sMALbhJU6M&feature=fvst

The original lyrics:

Christian Woman lyrics

Forgive her, for she knows
not what she does....

A cross upon her bedroom wall
From grace she will fall
An image burning in her mind
And between her thighs

A dying God-man full of pain
When will you come again?
Before him beg to serve or please
On your back or knees
There's no forgiveness for her sins
Prefers punishment?
Would you suffer eternally
Or internally?

For her lust
She'll burn in hell
Her soul done medium well
All through mass manual stimulation
Salvation

Corpus Christi
She needs
Corpus Christi
Corpus Christi

Corpus Christi
See needs
Corpus Christi
Corpus Christi
Body of Christ
She needs
Body of Christ
Body of Christ

To Love God
She'd like to know God
Ooh love God
Feel her God
Inside of her
Deep inside of her
J.C. Looks Like Me
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ looks like me

[OhioChick]

11. Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byEGjLU2egA




I, hate the rain and sunny weather,
and I, hate the beach and moutains too;
(and) I don't like a thing about the city, no, no
and I, I, I, hate the country side too !
and I, hate everything about you !
.. everything about you I don't like a thing about your mother,
and I, I hate your daddy's guts too,
I don't like a thing about your sister, no, no
'cause I, I, I, think sex is overrated too.
and I, get sick when I'm around,
I, can't stand to be around
I, hate everything about you !
everything about you, everything about you,
everything about you
Some day I got a bad attitude,
but that don't change the way I feel about you,
If you think all this might be bringing me down,
look again cause I ain't wearin' no frown !
I don't really care about your sister
forget the little bitch 'cause I already kissed her
One thing that I did to your lady
put her on the bed and she didn't say maybe
I know you know everybody knows
the way it comes, the way it goes
you think it's sad well that's too bad
'cause I'm havin' a ball and
never cared a thing about
you
Everything about you, everything about you
I get sick when I'm around
I can't stand to be around
I hate everything about you

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. I would do Tales From Topographic Oceans, just to test his patience.

[LynneSin]

14. What if Rush happens to be a big Yes fan

:cry:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Then i'll do it like the Jonas Brothers would do it.

Though he probably likes the Jonas Brothers, too...

[LynneSin]

18. Well we probably can guess why he likes the Jonas Brothers

Perhaps an afternoon of Zamfir the Pan-Flautist

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Indeed. I thought about that after posting it.

Probably the same result if I chose Hanson or Menudo as well.

I'll do Tales From Topographic Oceans as interpreted through Karlheinz Stockhausen and performed by Einsturzende Neubauten and Kraftwerk.

[Twillig]

13. Skyhooks - Why Don't You All Get Fucked (1978)

You couldn't say "fucked" on a recorded vid back in the day. :-)
SO IT'S SAFE FOR WORK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lfCcbQPyk

Lyrics to Why Doncha All Get Fucked? :


I used to know this kid in sixth grade
The teachers called him dumb
He'd try real hard did his homework everyday
But still they'd whip him on the arse
One day he went to the playground
With a spraycan under his coat
Stood upon a trashcan and this is what he wrote...



Why dontcha all
Why dontcha all
Why dontcha all get fucked?
Why dontcha all
Why dontcha all
Why dontcha all get fucked?



A girl sixteen was trying to grow up
But her parents kept her down
She'd behave herself and come home at twelve
Her daddy would just sneer and frown
So one afternoon she packed her bags
With her boyfriend she drove away
A thousand miles later miles late she picked up the phone
And this is what she had to say...
Hey mum an dad!



Why dontcha all
Why dontcha all
Why dontcha all get fucked?
Why dontcha all
Why dontcha all
Why dontcha all get fucked?



A private in the army
A sensitive chap
Who didn't want to be there at all
And a sergeant who hated this young guys guts
Used to make him scrub the floor
They were out on manoeuvres on a lousy day
The enemy had to be scouted
The private got his hands on an M-16
As he shot up the place he shouted...



Why dontcha all
Why dontcha all
Why dontcha all get fucked?

You shoulda seen the smile on that soldiers face
When he saw how fast the sergeant ducked



So if you're in trouble right up to your brain
And the boss is gettin' to you
Parents and politics, money and marriage
And life in general is making you spew
There's one thing that you gotta do
And I suggest you do it today
Stand up in your office, school or your street
And this is what you gotta say...



Why don't you and you and you and you
And your rotten friends too
Why don't you and him and not forgettin' you

Why dontcha all get fucked?

[snooper2]

16. Eminem, Mosh

nt

[NewJeffCT]

17. "So What" by the Anti-Nowhere League

... just so I could call Rush a "boring little cunt"
>>>
So fucking what!

Well I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what

Well I've been here
And I've been there
And I've been every fucking where
So what, so what

So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you

Well I've sucked sweets
And I've sucked rock
And I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what

Well I've fucked a sheep
And I've fucked a goat
I've had my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you

Well I've drunk that
And I've drunk this
And I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what

And I've had scag
I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you

Well I've had crabs
And I've had lice
And I've had the pox and that ain't nice
So what, so what

Well I've fucked this
And I've fucked that
And I've even fucked a schoolgirl's crack
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Who cares, who cares about you
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you....
<<<

http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/antinowhereleague/sowhat.html

[Swede]

20. GWAR - Sick of You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1kbu5yfLxc

Your socks they smell, your feet they stink,
You never take a bath.
Your nose it runs, you bust your buns,
You always finish last.

Sick! (Sick) Of!
(Of) Youuuuu.
I'm so sick, so sick of you.
Your face is gross, you eat white toast,
You don't know what to do.
It's just your luck, you really suck,
That's all - I'm sick of you

(Bring it down... I said bring it down! Thank you)
Don't ya know? So sick of you.
Things you say, and all the things you do.

Human filth.. Sick!

[KamaAina]

21. "War Pigs" - Black Sabbath

:P

[Iggo]

45. I'll back you up on the gee-tar. (n/t)

:headbang:

[BurtWorm]

22. I'd dress like Satan and sing this song to Rush

"(You're) Having My Baby"



Having my baby
What a lovely way of saying how much you love me
Having my baby
What a lovely way of saying what you're thinkin' of me
I can see it, your face is glowing
I can see it in your eyes
I'm happy in knowin'
That you're having my baby

You're the woman I love
And I love what it's doin' to you
Having my baby
You're a woman in love
And I love what's goin' thru you
The need inside you
I see it showin'
Oh, the seed inside you baby
Do you feel it growin'
Are you happy knowin'
That you're having my baby

Rush: ("I'm a pig in love and I love what it's doin' to me")
Having my baby
Rush: ("I'm a pig in love and I love what's goin' thru me")
Didn't have to keep it
Couldn't put you thru it
You could have swept it from your life
But you wouldn't do it
No you wouldn't do it
And you're having my baby
Rush: ("I'm a piggie in love and I love what it's doin' to me")
Having my baby
Rush: ("I'm a piggie in love and I love what's goin' thru me")
Having my baby

[Initech]

23. Frank Zappa - "The Idiot Bastard Son"

The idiot bastard son:
(THE FATHER'S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODAY . . .
THE MOTHER'S A HOOKER SOMEWHERE IN L.A.)

The idiot bastard son:
(ABANDONED TO PERISH IN BACK OF A CAR . . .
KENNY WILL STASH HIM AWAY IN A JAR)
THE IDIOT BOY!

Motorhead: I never won it because I was too small to start with.

?: How, look out!

Motorhead: I used to drink some bad stuff . . . Wine, all kinds of wine! I would mix seven different varieties . . .

Bunk: Had the hots for <...>

JCB: Wah, wah, wah.

Bunk?: over by the <...>

Motorhead: Thunderbird wine . . . I don't know but I chugged a fifth of White Port once and passed out one day (heh heh) . . . and I drank a quart of beer just before that . . . and we were out riding around in the desert.

Bunk: Anyway . . . Thomas's wine mix is . . . very strange . . .

Try and imagine
The window all covered in green
All the time he would spend
At the church he'd attend . . .
Warming his pew

Kenny will feed him & Ronnie will watch
THE CHILD WILL THRIVE & GROW
And enter the world
Of liars & cheaters & people like you
Who smile & think you know
What this is about

(YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING . . . maybe so)
The song we sing: DO YOU KNOW?
We're listening . . .
THE IDIOT BOY!

Try and imagine
The window all covered in green
All the time he would spend
All the colors he'd blend . . .
Where are they now?

[Burma Jones]

24. The Rodeo Song

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof,y'know (you know)

piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, y'know (you know)

piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I aint got a truck
and I dont give a fuck cause I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, y'know (you know)

piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof,y'know (you know)

piss me off, fuckin' jerks, get on my nerves

[Bennyboy]

25. Throwing Stones. Grateful Dead...

originally written for Dick Cheney but apropos in this occasion too..

"Rich man in his summer home
Saying just leave well enough alone
His pants are down, his covers blown"

[IcyPeas]

26. "Liar" by Three Dog Night /eom

[guitar man]

27. Motorhead

Eat The Rich :evilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lDB8uje5H8

[edbermac]

28. Why Don't We Do It In The Road?

While gazing longingly at Rush the whole time.

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

[Mendocino]

40. How about "Piggies"

[rurallib]

49. bingo!

[cherish44]

53. First song that popped into my head!

nt

[cherish44]

54. Feel Good Hit of the Summer by Queens of the Stone Age

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXPUN2z2CE

[flvegan]

29. "Swallow My Pride" by The Ramones

Winter is here and it's going on two years swallow my pride

And things were looking very grim but they're looking good again
Swallow my pride

Loose lips sink ships, they say but isn't it always that way?
Swallow my pride, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Winter is here and it's going on two years swallow my pride

And things were looking very grim but they're looking good again
Swallow my pride

Gonna have a real cool time and everything's gonna be real fine
Swallow my pride, oh yeah

Winter is here and it's going on two years swallow my pride

And things were looking very grim but they're looking good again
Swallow my pride

Gonna have a real cool time and everything's gonna be real fine
Swallow my pride, oh yeah

[Liberal Veteran]

30. Fuck You, by Lily Allen

Look inside, look inside your tiny mind
Then look a bit harder
'Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired
Of all the hatred you harbor

So you say it's not okay to be gay
Well, I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Do you get, do you get a little kick
Out of being small minded?
You want to be like your father
It's approval you're after
Well, that's not how you find it

Do you, do you really enjoy
Living a life that's so hateful?
'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be
You're losing control a bit
And it's really distasteful

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you

You say you think we need to go to war
Well, you're already in one
'Cause it's people like you that need to get slew
No one wants your opinion

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you

[BlueJazz]

31. "Stick a telephone pole up your ass" by Mr. Blue Jazz

:)

[geardaddy]

32. Beat on the Brat - The Ramones

[bikebloke]

33. Fuck You - Lily Allen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hyrQzhU08w

[StarlightGold]

35. It's

Raining Men.

[Fire Walk With Me]

36. The Sex Pistols song with the lyric "The problem is YOU".

:D

[wickerwoman]

37. These boots are made for walking.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

38. You're So Vain

I bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you?

[kedrys]

39. Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit

Mostly for

I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way I just might
Break your FUCKING FACE tonight!
Give me som' to break!
How 'bout your fucking face!

:P

[Mendocino]

41. "Where the Boys Are"

[JuniperLea]

42. Career of Evil by Blue Oyster Cult

I plot your rubric scarab,
I steal your satellite
I want your wife to be my
Baby tonight, baby tonight

I choose to steal what you chose to show
And you know I will not apologize
You're mine for the taking
I'm making a career of evil

Pay me I'll be your surgeon
I'd like to pick your brain
Capture you inject you
Leave you kneeling in the rain
Kneeling in the rain

I choose to steal what you chose to show
And you know I will not apologize
You're mine for the taking
I'm making a career of evil

I'd like your blue eyed horseshoe,
I'd like your emerald horny toad
I'd like to do it to your daughter on a dirt road

And then I'd spend your ransom money,
But still I'd keep your sheep
I'd peel the mask you're wearing,
And then rob you of your sleep
Rob you of your sleep

I choose to steal what you chose to show
And you know I will not apologize
You're mine for the taking
I'm making a career of evil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY3NQUoT89k

[Ahpook]

43. I know one, for sure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QCCz4mtd0E


The EMPLOYEE of this storm that has taken over our country will eat shit like all of us if he fucks up one tiny bit.


Living life as a fucking sellout, who could stand it at his age? Money? That's not everything...Try to convince him, or any of his listeners.

I remember pumping four dollar gas, when a Chevette pulled up with missing windows. He started pouring that garbage in his tank, as i was. Guess who was throbbing through the speakers in this "car"

Oh, America, what happened to you?

[Patsy Stone]

44. The Asshole Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85gO8XLb4ug

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

[One_Life_To_Give]

55. +100

[Hawkeye-X]

46. The one off my head - Rainin' Men!

Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Girls - Ah-huh -
And have we got news for you - You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Ame---------nnnn!

I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed

God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Yeah!

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!

[Paladin]

47. "Fuck Her Gently" (n/t)

[phasma ex machina]

50. Guaranteed. Provided she can get that wet noodle to dance in the first place. nt

[sarge43]

48. Frotunate Son. n/t

[EFerrari]

51. The I 95 song. For that much, I'd do harmonies, too

Intro: Spoken
D
Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other
night.
G
When somebody nearly cut me right off the
road.
A
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to
get mad.
D
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

D
Were you born an asshole?
G
Or did you work at it your whole life?
A
Either way it worked out fine
G D
'Cause you're an asshole tonight.

D
Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
G
And don't you try to blame it on me.
A
You deserve all the credit.
G D
You're an asshole tonight.


D
You were an asshole yesterday.
G
You're an asshole tonight.
A
And I've got a feelin'
G D
You'll be an asshole the rest of your life.


D
And I was talkin' to your mother
G
just the other night.
A
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
G D
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

D
And all your friends are assholes
G
'Cause you've known them your whole life.
A
And somebody even told me
G D
You've got an asshole for a wife.

D
Were you born an asshole?
G
Or did you work at it your whole life?
A
Either way it worked out fine
G A7 D
'Cause you're an aaaass... hole tonight.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i6OrOZwtmA

:hi:

[MilesColtrane]

52. "Stick It Out' by Zappa

Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
You ugly son of a bitch
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
Stick it out
Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Weenie.. .weenie, weenie, weenie!
Make it go fast
In and out,
Magical Pig
Make it go fast
In and out,
Magical Pig
Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts
Fire
Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts
Fire
Don't get no jizzum on that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizzum on that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizzum on that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizzum on that sofa, sofa

Whereupon, in order to prove to JOE that he is no ordinary Appliance,
SY quotes a few lines of traditional American Love Poetry...

SY BORG:
What s a girl like you
Doing in a place like this?
Do you come here often?
Wail a minute...
I ve got it...
You're an Italian...
What?
You're Jewish?
Lore your nails..
Yon must be a Libra....
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine.
See the chrome
Feel the chrome
Touch the chrome
Heal the chrome
See the screaming
Hot black steaming
Iridescent naugahyde python screaming
Steam Roller!

[SwampG8r]

56. you're breaking my heart by nilsson

[wysimdnwyg]

57. Go Fuck Yourself - Jon Stewart

Complete with the choir.

[DFW]

58. Rush, The Big Fat Gas Bag

by The Bad Americans (alias The Freedom Toast):

Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlp-D_Y1UNo

RUSH THE BIG FAT GAS BAG

Chorus:
Rush the big fat gas bag had his own show
Made a fortune preaching hate on right wing radio
Rush the big fat gas bag had his own show
Talking crap and hoping that the public would not know.

1.)
Rush inspired millions, and Rush made a mint
Contradict him on the air, and you will get the hint
Liberals are evil, poor folks are a bane
If you liked Bill or Hillary, well you must be insane.

2.)
Now Rush, he worshipped Reagan, and Bush Two wasn’t bad
Iráq was not won in a week, and that was very sad.
But Rumsfeld was a hero, and God a neo-con
While Rush was ranting in his mike to cheer the whole thing on, oh!

Chorus:
Rush the big fat gas bag had his own show
Made a fortune preaching hate on right wing radio
Rush the big fat gas bag had his own show
Talking crap and hoping that the public would not know.

3.)
Rush says wives are women. Himself, he’s had three.
Values should all go to him, and not to family.
He couldn’t serve his country. Rush had to pass.
He would have gone but for that zit located on his ass.

4.)
Now, lies were never truthful, and pigs have no wings
Phony claims and made-up facts give way to saner things
One great day it happened. The folks tuned in no more,
And Rush learned that the very rich still can be very poor, oh!

Chorus:
Rush the big fat gas bag had his own show
Made a fortune preaching hate on right wing radio
Rush the big fat gas bag had his own show
Talking crap and hoping that the public would not know!

If I got a written guarantee that the shrimp appetizers were not caught off the Gulf Coast,
I'd even do it for free, and send the million bucks off to Democracy For America.

[ismnotwasm]

59. Pigs by Pink Floyd of course

Pigs

Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost a joker,
With your head down in the pig bin,
Saying "Keep on digging."
Pig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find.
When you're down in the pig mine.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are.
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are.
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin.
You like the feel of steel,
You're hot stuff with a hatpin,
And good fun with a hand gun.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Hey you, Whitehouse,
Ha ha charade you are.
You house proud town mouse,
Ha ha charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street.
You're nearly a real treat,
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
.....! .....! .....! .....!
You gotta stem the evil tide,
And keep it all on the inside.
Mary you're nearly a treat,
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry.

[midnight armadillo]

60. Masters of war - bob dylan

Masters Of War

Come you masters of war
You that build all the guns
You that build the death planes
You that build the big bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your masks

You that never done nothin’
But build to destroy
You play with my world
Like it’s your little toy
You put a gun in my hand
And you hide from my eyes
And you turn and run farther
When the fast bullets fly

Like Judas of old
You lie and deceive
A world war can be won
You want me to believe
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain

You fasten the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you set back and watch
When the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansion
As young people’s blood
Flows out of their bodies
And is buried in the mud

You’ve thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain’t worth the blood
That runs in your veins

How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I’m young
You might say I’m unlearned
But there’s one thing I know
Though I’m younger than you
Even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul

And I hope that you die
And your death’ll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I’ll stand o’er your grave
’Til I’m sure that you’re dead

[TK421]

61. I don't understand the language, but this seems appropriate enough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttV_PMNSYC8&feature=related


Jabba seems to be digging it, so Rush probably would!

[argyl]

62. "Oxycontin Blues" by Steve Earle.