Creepy phrases no one wants to hear....

[XemaSab]

"She was in the back yard when I moved in."

"Don't look in the basement freezer."

"You look just like my mom."

[HopeHoops]

1. Eat anything in the fridge you want - just don't open the blue Tupperware container.

:evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

2. 1 finger . . . 2 finger . . . 3 finger . . . FIST!

[Cleobulus]

3. "Pay no attention to the stuffed sheep next to the bed."

Eww, I just grossed myself out.

[smirkymonkey]

11. Ewe!!

Baaaaadd!

[Bucky]

4. Oh, I have to cancel at the last minute. There's a "Friends" marathon on TBS this weekend.

[Dr. Strange]

5. You have the most beautiful eyes.

Can I have them?

[nolabear]

6. "Have you heard the good news about Amway?"

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. *snarf*

[seaker]

8. Don't worry little lady

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Good morning, Sleepyhead!!!

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You probably don't remember from last night in the
bar, but my name's MiddleFingerMom.
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I've made you coffee.
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Your clothes are inside the front door...
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...and out on the couch...
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...and at the foot of the bed.
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And, y'know... even with bedhead...
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... you still look just like my mom.
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[Manifestor_of_Light]

10. I got one.

"Let me tell you about my relationship with Jesus Christ".

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