I vomited in my shoes.

[Drunken Irishman]

[Turbineguy]

1. At least you missed the keyboard.

That would make life difficult.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. While you were wearing them?

Congratulations!

[Sanity Claws]

3. did you learn that from a cat?

Seriously, are you okay?

[Arkansas Granny]

4. I would have picked someone else's shoes.

[east texas lib]

5. I did that once...

Last time I ever did whisky shots in the closet.

[whistler162]

6. Those weren't your shoes......

[nolabear]

7. Gagging in the Guccis? Puking in the Pradas? C'mon, man, put your back into it!

Nine West Barf Fest?

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. You know... a MUCH easier way...

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...to keep your feet warm is to just put on a nice pair of woolen socks.
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And if you take them off every once in a while to air them out and dry
them off, you'll stop that annoying squishy sound, too.
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Oh yes... that sound is now coming from your feet. Glad I could help
solve THAT mystery.
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You'll be OK.
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Unless you looked at your shoes and your first thought was, "Ew. I don't
remember eating THAT!!!" If THAT'S the case, seek some help.
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(edited to add these)
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Just a wild guess here.
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Single?
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[Drunken Irishman]

9. Whoa. Don't remember this post.

But I remember the vomit. :/

[old mark]

10. I once vomited in someone else's shoes.....nt

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. You're not truly drunk until you vomit UP your shoes.

[blue neen]

12. It would be a pretty neat to trick to vomit under your shoes!

Actually, this thread is starting to make me feel sick.

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. I once saw someone vomit so hard...

that their shoes came off.

[blue neen]

15. OMG.

The very thought of it...:puke:

[Lasher]

14. Where were you when you woke up?

That's more important than where you hurled.

[Old Troop]

16. Um, those were my shoes (and I was in them).