I think my dog needs a cell phone

[Duer 157099]

When I let her out and she's ready to come back in, I'm at the other end of the house and sometimes I don't hear her barking. She's so funny, she just does these one-bark barks in intervals of about 1-5 minutes until I let her in.

But if she had a cell phone, she could just txt me.

[mnhtnbb]

1. I think my dog is autistic. She is more focused on watching squirrels, birds

and chipmunks than on paying attention to when I call her to come in.

[Duer 157099]

2. OMG I think I've just come up with a new invention

Yeah right, someone probably already has done it.

But anyway, a sound-activated chip in the dog collar that is programmable and wireless so that when the dog barks, it sends a text message (or email) to the owner!

Brilliant or lame?

(and it'd be fun programming what the txt msg actually says, too)

Course, you'd want to be on an unlimited txt msg plan.