Who would win in a Tijuana back alley knife fight?

[TheMightyFavog]

Poll question: Who would win in a Tijuana back alley knife fight?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Ramsey's larger and tougher... but I bet Oliver's a pretty mean drunk.

And have you seen him lately? I think he's drunk an awful lot.

I think Oliver would take Ramsey, but die of his wounds soon after.

I can tell from having seen a lot of celebrity chefs die in knife fights in my time.

[geardaddy]

2. Ramsey's all bark and no bite.

[Dogtown]

3. "Celebrity Knife-fights"

*That's* a reality show I'd watch!


Especially the "Political Division".


:applause:

[Redstone]

4. Me. Because I'd bring a gun.

Redstone

[petronius]

5. We'd all win...

:)

[quakerboy]

6. who are these people?

if you tell me, i might be able to choose. Though likely my choice would be colored by your perceptions via your explanation, so maybe its best that you do not tell me. I will leave it to your better judgement.

[LeftyMom]

7. Paula Deen.

It's not the stab wounds, it's the infection from the lard coating on her knives that will get you.