To the tune of "Free Fallin'" (The Petty version, not the sucky John Mayer cover)

[Tommy_Carcetti]

He's a good guy, loves the Pumpkins
Loves the Ravens and the Orioles, too
He's a good guy, crazy 'bout Chuggo
Hates Disney and purebred dogs, too

It's a long day livin' in South Florida
There's a website called Democratic Underground
And he'll post there, 'cause he gets bored and stuff
He'll post there even when no ones around

And he's Tommy, Carcetti

All the Loungers posting on DU
Roll their eyes at whatever he says
And all the Rush fans are talking about Geddy
But the hipsters aren't changing their ways

And he's Tommy, Carcetti

I wanna eat at a New York Olive Garden
I wanna breast feed to angry stares
I wanna bullshit and piss other people off
Gonna get tombstoned but at this point who cares

Cause he's Tommy, Carcetti.....