I'm new here, obviously, and I'd just like to say thank you.

[mycatfred]

I've been welcomed so many times, by so many different people, every time I write something. I greatly appreciate how welcome I feel here, now. Thank you so much.
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy! :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear mycatfred!

I haven't seen you posting, but anyway, you're welcome!

DU has some of the most intelligent, most caring people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting!

I hope that you will continue to have a ball here...

And that this experience will be as good for you as it has been for me!

:hi:

[AwakeAtLast]

2. Let me add my welcome!

This is a great site!

:hi:

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Hi, mycatfred!!

.
Welcome!
.
Warning: You may already be aware of this, but some of the people here
crack rude and crude jokes and post "funny" pictures and speak in strange
nonsensical ways.
.
Ignore them.
.
The rest of us more than make up for that.
.
:rofl:
.
And feel free to ask any questions.
.
Take all answers with a gram or two of salt.
.
:hi:
.

[mycatfred]

5. Haha

*Some* of us. Really, MiddleFingerMom, really? :rofl:

[Sanity Claws]

4. Welcome

I'd love to see a photo of your cat Fred

[mycatfred]

6. Okay!

This one is a personal favorite, though I have better quality:


Yeah. . . Don't mind the background.

[Kali]

9. OMG!

I have a Fred Cat too and he's an orange fluff. He is actually Freddy, after Fat Freddy's Cat.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Freddy%27s_Cat

[mycatfred]

14. Aww!

Your Freddy is lovely! Mine's actually Frederick Van Feather duster.

[Orrex]

7. Get lost.

:evilgrin:

[mycatfred]

10. Okay

You go ahead and do that, but aren't I not supposed to know if you put me on ignore?
Pssshhh. I may just have started an account, but it's not like I've never been here before, or anything.
And besides, you were the first person to welcome me here. It's true.

[Orrex]

11. That wasn't me. That was someone who looked like me.

And darn it, he was a super-handsome fellow!

[graywarrior]

8. I'm already sick of you

:rofl:

:hi:

[madinmaryland]

18. Welcome to DU!!

and FREE THE DUCK!!

[graywarrior]

21. Oh thank you!

Are you like the Wal-Mart greeter for DU?



The ducks stays, you bastid!

[Swede]

12. We're just luring you in.

When you're guard is down...........

[mycatfred]

13. Ooooh, but it's working

All the pretty shiny things. . .

[Swede]

16. Don't start threads regarding Olive Garden,chicken recipes,Laura Branigan...........

etc until you have 30,000 posts. Even then,tread carefully. Oh and welcome aboard.

[MrScorpio]

15. Welcome to DU, mycatfred

HUGGAGE!

:hug:

[mycatfred]

17. Thank you!

Return Da Huggage!
:hug:

[madinmaryland]

19. Welcome to DU!! and tell graywarrior to FREE THE DUCK!!

[Dystopian]

20. Hello~

Welcome:hi:
Happy to hear that you feel at home...
It's a crazy place ....
Love Fred's photo...thank you for posting...

peace~

[applegrove]

22. Welcome to the DU!

:hi:

[NYC_SKP]

23. Welcome to DU, mycatfred!

Remember to wipe your feet and if you bring cigs or booze, be sure to bring enough for everyone.

Read this page carefully, print out three copies and hide one in a special place.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_oet&address=358x190

Burn the other two.

Welcome to DU.

:toast:

[Skittles]

24. tell us about your cat fred

yes INDEED

[lunatica]

25. Hiya!

[rurallib]

26. I haven't said hello yet. Hi, when's the party at your place?

Wait'll you meet the gang. Thay are the greatest! Might want to order 2 kegs.
How about Saturday at 6?

:think: :silly: :wtf:

[Ikonoklast]

27. A littlle-known part of DU Noob etiquette...

All noobs have to spring for pizza and beer at the end of their first month of posting.

Sorry, but thems da rulz.

[Phentex]

28. Be sure to mention the vegan pepperoni...

:hide:

[Ikonoklast]

29. I find the pepperoni made from vegans to be less than flavorful.

I don't think they use free-range vegans, just the factory-farmed ones.

Just tasteless, in my opinion.


Now, the flour made from their ground-up bones makes the best croissants I have ever eaten, simply delicious.

[Phentex]

30. LOL! You gonna git it now!

Someone is sure to link this to the never-ending persecution of vegans.

:scared:

[Ikonoklast]

31. Then I better not mention the fabulous soaps made from their body fat.

Have a natural lavender scent, and feel so wonderful on my skin.