Why do Republicans wear ties?

[bif]

So their foreskins don't cover up their heads.

[GOPisEvil]

1. LOL then why am I wearing one?

Oh yeah, I'm addicted to a roof over my head and food on the table. :D

[Andy_Stephenson]

2. Thank God for the Pacific NW

and "Business Casual"

[GOPisEvil]

3. Are you kidding? Austin is the most casual place I know of.

It's just my particular area of state government. :eyes:

Now, if someone could find me a good job in the PNW, I'd be outta here faster than George Bush tells a lie.

[m-jean03]

5. Well, I think they're hiring at my neighborhood

grocery. :) Really, we'd love to have ya.

[GOPisEvil]

7. How's that pay?

;-)

[m-jean03]

9. Oh, you know

A good, honest minimum wage to start, but you'll have opportunities for advancing, I'm sure!

[GOPisEvil]

11. Dang...I think I'd need about 4 of those jobs to equal what I make now!

:D

[Andy_Stephenson]

12. Hey as Secretary pf state I will set a new standard

NO Fecking TIES!

I hate them!

[GOPisEvil]

14. Wanna hire an assistant?!

:7

[Andy_Stephenson]

13. I will get back to you in November.

after I win.

[GOPisEvil]

15. Heh...I think I'll have to walk the block for ya!

:-)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. damn you and your business casual!!!

<loosens tie and removes suit jacket>

[m-jean03]

6. I thought their ties were so that

Their heads wouldn't fall off?

[DBoon]

8. To stifle blood flow to the brain

therebye preventing possible symptoms of intelligence from appearing.

[mobuto]

10. Hey I'm wearing a tie

I resemble that remark.