OK. That's it! I'm hiring a private eye.
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Mon Jan-04-10 08:21 PM
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OK. That's it! I'm hiring a private eye.
And possibly a divorce attorney. For the SECOND night in a row a MAN has called asking for Miz t. And once again I said "Who IS this?" <click> Dial tone. I mean if the guy is calling from the National Whizgidget Foundation, or The Society To Improve WonderfullNess, why wouldn't he just say so? I suspect something nefarious. I confronted her. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? WITH YOU AND YOUR BOY FRIEND? She denies all. Hmmm. :eyes:
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Mon Jan-04-10 08:24 PM
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1. The next time he calls asking for her, tell him.....
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Mon Jan-04-10 08:25 PM
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Ah, sweetie! You totally blew it! You're not supposed to tell her that you're hiring someone! Sheesh. :eyes: :rofl: :rofl:
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Mon Jan-04-10 08:29 PM
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3. let me know if you need any advice about hiring a real PI
or how you can DIY I used to be one
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Mon Jan-04-10 08:30 PM
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4. He can't be too bright.
If I was foolin' with another man's wife and he answered when I called, I'd hang up then!
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Mon Jan-04-10 08:31 PM
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5. Give your wife the phone
and put it on speakerphone.
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Mon Jan-04-10 09:02 PM
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6. This sounds more like a stalker than a boyfriend.
I guess you don't have caller id. That might give you an idea who it is.
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Mon Jan-04-10 09:09 PM
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It's a distractor...not the real threat. The real one wouldn't do that.
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Mon Jan-04-10 09:18 PM
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8. You should call the phone company
You're phone number is probably one digit off from a local whorehouse. Weirder things have happened.
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Tue Jan-05-10 12:47 AM
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11. I was one number off from a local Chinese restaurant. Damn the calls were annoying until I trained
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Mon Jan-04-10 09:39 PM
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9. I was gonna be travelling down that road myself.
The husband has a work wife. I was going to call it quits, but then her sister made christmas cookies for us and they were tasty, so I guess I'll stick it out at least until next christmas.
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Mon Jan-04-10 10:10 PM
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10. When will you not be at home so I can call again?
This is getting frustrating!!!!!!
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Tue Jan-05-10 02:29 PM
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12. It's probably just meaningless sex
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Tue Jan-05-10 04:06 PM
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13. To quote Animal House (they are the only true source of life's greatest wisdom):
Don't get mad, get even. :) put all of her clothes on the font lawn with a note saying, "your midnight caller is coming by to pick up your stuff. Ta!"
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