I'm asking you again...please use the proper terminology.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Listen, you are an adult. I should not have to keep asking you this.

For example:

The wrong way.... "FUCKING HELL, THIS IS TEARING THE ASS OUTTA ME"!

The right way.... "Oh dear, it seems that I have a pain in my buttocks".

Thank you.

[LostInAnomie]

1. I can only think of two possible reasons to be saying that.

A big poop or rough sodomy. What am I missing?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I was thinking more of a medical problem.

[LostInAnomie]

3. Hmmm...

That's not quite as interesting.

[Skittles]

4. giving ass advice again, LFP?

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

[Initech]

5. Fuck that shit.

:evilgrin:

[BuelahWitch]

6. I thought we weren't supposed to give medical advice on this board

:hide:

[rcrush]

7. Shake that ass.

Rattle my bongo.

[Heidi]

8. Meet me out by the pumps.

We'll smoke and I'll talk you through this, QUEENS!!!!

[rcrush]

9. Taste the sadness!

TASTE IT!

[graywarrior]

10. Cram it, will ya?

Right way: Cram it, will ya?

[Bucky]

11. "buh - táwks" (with emphasis on the second syllable, just like God intended)

Also, don't fully pronounce the R in "Oh dear"

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. playing with the grill brush, again?

[sarge43]

13. "The Honourable Member has demonstrated that

there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense."