If you were going to have Tommy_Carcetti as a house guest...

[arcadian]

How might you prepare yourself and your homestead? Per haps, Mr. Carcetti has accepted an internship that you have posted and he's staying in a room over the garage or maybe he merely came to your New Year's Eve party never left and moved into your pool house apartment, I don't know why he's there, he's just there.

[MrCoffee]

1. I'd move.

[Call Me Wesley]

2. If he only listens to Chuggo with earphones,

he's welcomed here. I'll show him my guns, too! ;)

[arcadian]

4. I'm picturing a blunderbuss.

For some reason, antique one with cartoonish flared muzzle.

[HopeHoops]

3. No need to prepare anything. The dogs will take care of it.

They are really useful animals.

[KamaAina]

5. Get a 50-inch plasma and NFL Sunday Ticket

so we'd be sure never to miss future Hall of Famer Peyton Manning and the rest of the Indianapolis Colts.

:sarcasm:

[TZ]

6. Take away all his CD's

No Smashing Pumpkins in this household. Oh and he'd have to don Redskins gear..:evilgrin:

[TK421]

7. Plenty of alcohol and Playstation multi-player games

as well as naked twister set up after he has imbibed too much, and then all of us just sit back and laugh our asses off