Crap - I'd hoped to have three Martinis done by noon, but just finished number 2
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Wed Dec-09-09 12:53 PM
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Crap - I'd hoped to have three Martinis done by noon, but just finished number 2
Edited on Wed Dec-09-09 12:53 PM by Rabrrrrrr
and now only have 8 minutes left. Oh well. I guess I'm just a fucking stinking loser sack of useless maggot-infested garbage. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: I feel like Beyonce or Carrie Underwood or Adam Lambert! :cry:
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Wed Dec-09-09 12:55 PM
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1. have you thought of perhaps using smaller size martini glasses??!!!
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Wed Dec-09-09 01:09 PM
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:eyes: Do you have any idea how small that would look in my Hall of Mourn-bringing? I do have some standards to uphold.
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Wed Dec-09-09 01:12 PM
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3. Just adjust your drinking time zone
You have plenty of time to finish in PST.
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Wed Dec-09-09 01:29 PM
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4. Tempting, but it's cheating...
and my integrity just can't handle it.
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Wed Dec-09-09 02:48 PM
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6. I wish I knew what integrity felt like after a second martini
Then again, maybe I don't. I would have enjoyed the third one too much to care. :D
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Wed Dec-09-09 01:32 PM
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5. maybe, but you're our fucking stinking loser sack of useless maggot-infested garbage
and we wouldn't want you to change for anything.
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Wed Dec-09-09 06:50 PM
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7. That comes with age. Once you're done with your number two...
...you can just chug the three martinis.
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Wed Dec-09-09 06:57 PM
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My friend and I killed a huge bottle of White Russian the other day before half time! I don't remember much of what happened after....
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Wed Dec-09-09 08:04 PM
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9. If you're in a hurry, use a straw.
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