What's more disgusting than the burnt corpse of a nosy hairdresser on your table?
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Mon Nov-23-09 05:41 PM
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What's more disgusting than the burnt corpse of a nosy hairdresser on your table?
The burnt corpse of a nosy hairdresser chopped up and spread out over three or four tables, of course.
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Mon Nov-23-09 05:46 PM
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1. The burnt corpse of a churlish
customer who dismissively calls people bitch and needs a dose of humanity because he's an ass.
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Mon Nov-23-09 05:47 PM
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2. Why do you keep fucking asking my business, huh?
Enough with the questions, Mr. Guantanamo.
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Mon Nov-23-09 06:29 PM
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3. I think there is an asian woodcutter waiting to cut your hair at the Olive Garden.
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Mon Nov-23-09 06:34 PM
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4. Don't forget singing in Spanish while buying tamales.
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Mon Nov-23-09 06:44 PM
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7. Are you singing about me?!?!?!
This is uh-murr-kuh! Sing in english! :P
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Mon Nov-23-09 07:46 PM
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11. I always break out into "La Cucarocha" while buying chalupas.
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Mon Nov-23-09 06:37 PM
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5. My hairdresser said I was funny. And I was all "Funny How?"
Funny hah hah? What?! Go Fuck Ya mutha!! AM I HERE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH? AM I HERE TO FUCKIN AMUSE YOU??!! And the hair dresser was all "Nothin! Your just funny is all!" Then I proceeded to grab the blue liquid that she was disinfecting her combs with and I POURED IT DOWN HER FUCKING THROAT
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Mon Nov-23-09 06:41 PM
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6. This has the smoky smell of a flame broiled thread...
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Mon Nov-23-09 06:44 PM
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8. The smell of a burnt corpse of a nosy hairdresser and napalm in the morning.
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Mon Nov-23-09 07:08 PM
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9. The burnt nose of a corpulent hairdresser?
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Mon Nov-23-09 07:31 PM
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10. Buttered popcorn sure sounds good right about now. nt
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Mon Nov-23-09 08:13 PM
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12. A thread about a burnt corpse on my table.
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Mon Nov-23-09 09:57 PM
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Mon Nov-23-09 10:15 PM
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she is the most friendly person ever, she can talk about anything
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Mon Nov-23-09 11:03 PM
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She speaks English as a second language, and I could listen to her talk all day. Her accent is intoxicating. Somewhere between Salma Hayak and Penelope Cruz (which ain't a bad place to be...know'm say'n? LOL.)
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Mon Nov-23-09 11:45 PM
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16. Do you think she got a tip?
By the way, I noticed that someone used the word "churlish" and you said nothing.
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Tue Nov-24-09 12:02 AM
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17. I thought it was utterly churlicious.
And her tip? Well, let's just say that she won't be asking about my plans for progeny any time soon.
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Tue Nov-24-09 03:05 AM
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If I had a thesaurus, I suppose this would be the time to mention it. But, only amateurs need props. Nice haircut, though. :thumbsup:
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