I can't stand people on "power trips"...

[LeftyFingerPop]

I threw a lit cigarette out my truck window about 30 minutes ago. Happened to be near some dry overgrowth. Not real close though, maybe 6 feet away.

The "owner" of the property ran up to my opened window and tried to grab me...."YOU COULD START A FIRE....blah blah blah.

I told him to go fuck himself, and drove off. Guy actually left a bruise on me.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear LeftyFingerPop!

Well, THAT was careless of you!

Letting him see you like that!

Be more careful next time, OK?

Bruises are not fun!


:wtf:

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Thank you!

Yes! My mistake was in letting him see me!

:rofl:

[Capn Sunshine]

19. You should know by now, as a smoker, it has to be secret

STealth. So when this happens, and it will, you won't get blamed by some power tripping madman:

BTW , this was started by a bunch of partiers. I'm sure they all smoked.

[LynneSin]

3. Not to be a pain in the ass but....

I've seen it happen

but you aleady knew I was a pain in the ass

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I know Lynne, I've seen people attacked in their vehicles too...

For no good reason!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

5. You should have hurt him with your words

and made his shoes fall off and dashed his head apart. Who the fuck does he think he is telling you not to throw lit cigarettes onto his property? Fucking fascist.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I was very hurt by his words.

He made my glasses fall off.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

10. Of course you know now that you have to sue for punitive damages

[Ptah]

7. wait, what?

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I have one of those right next to my bathtub...

[rbnyc]

9. Sorry...

I missed the joke.

Nevermind.

EDIT: I take everything literally. It's a serious problem.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

11. Whoosh

the sound of a joke thread going over somebody's head. Lefty doesn't even smoke....

:hi:

[rbnyc]

12. LMAO!

Thanks for telling me. I seriously appreciate it. I thought it was such a weird post. I have this problem with always taking things literally. It's some kind of brain problem!

:)

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

14. Stick around kid

Lefty's full of it, in a very good way.

[rbnyc]

17. Thanks.

I will.

:toast:

[taterguy]

13. Step on the gas

They're on foot.

You're in a truck.

I think I see a way out of this.

Sincerely,

B. Hicks

[Initech]

15. I got a $260 ticket thanks to a cop on a power trip.

We didn't do anything wrong either - we were just going bar hopping and were crossing the street.

[Call Me Wesley]

16. Stop smoking in your truck.

Use a gas station instead - most safe place. :hi:

And what about "owners" of property? It belongs to us all, anyway.

[AsahinaKimi]

18. Question ..

DO Astronauts go off, on "Power trips"?

sorry, I couldn't help myself...
:hide:

[Moondog]

20. Dude.

As I used to tell some of my defense clients - you only made one mistake ... you let someone see you do it.

[david13]

21. A You ought to know better than to smoke. B You ought to know

better than to try to light brush fires. C You ought to get off your power trip.
dc