Floridian Fitness Evaluation Panel announced for Symarip

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Includes:

Gloria Estefan
Jimmy Buffett
Carl Hiaasen
The remaining original members of Lynrd Skynrd
Rose from the Golden Girls
Flipper the Dolphin
Tim Tebow and his Amazing Technicolor Pass Ratio
Either the ghost of Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings or the ghost of Marjory Stoneman Douglas, the winner to be determined by alligator wrestling tournament to determine which famous dead Floridian woman with three names--one of which being Marjorie/Marjorie--is best suited for the panel
A sabal palm tree located in the town of Fort White, FL
And, of course, yours truly, Tommy_Carcetti

Gee, I sure hope the poor guy makes it.

[TZ]

1. The people of ABBA really need to be on this.

Just sayin.
:rofl:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. The people of ABBA will be selected to be on a panel...

...should Symarip wish to become a sales clerk at one of Florida's IKEAs.

Otherwise, the selection process is to remain ABBA free.

[Symarip]

3. I'm liking Florida a whole lot more after this entry

Just sayin'.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. We'll arrange the manner of payment at a later date.

For now, just act like nothing's going on.

[TZ]

5. Yeah but Tommy_Carcetti also likes Rush.

I have it on good authority! I'm sure that listening to Geddy Lee will be one criteria for entry...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. Tommy_Carcetti Rumor control:

Tommy_Carcetti neither likes nor dislikes Rush. When it comes to Rush, Tommy_Carcetti is the equivilent of Switzerland. Tommy_Carcetti takes no position on Rush vs. Anti-Rush matters.

Although "The Spirit of Radio" was playing on the radio while Tommy_Carcetti was driving on his lunch break today. Tommy_Carcetti did not turn the station. This is not to be inferred as being a comment for or against Rush, but rather due to the fact that Tommy_Carcetti was lazy and did not feel like changing the station.

Edit to give the correct title of the Rush song mentioned above. See, I don't care enough about Rush to get their song titles right, but don't dislike them so much so as to change the station. Thus, I think I've sufficiently proven my point.