David Cross Snorted Cocaine 'Super Close to the President'

[rcrush]

http://www.popeater.com/2009/10/23/david-cross-cocaine-obama/

He's a comedian, so who knows if he's joking or not, but David Cross is claiming he brought cocaine to the recent White House Correspondents' Association dinner and snorted it "maybe 40 feet from" the president. During a stand-up routine this week, the 'Arrested Development' star said he and his "fancy Hollywood actress" girlfriend Amber Tamblyn were seated "super close" to President Barack Obama and near several members of the president's cabinet when he thought: Yep, it's a good time to do drugs.










I have a new goal in life now.

[SoxFan]

1. New right-wing email campaign in 3...2...

[smoochpooch]

2. Even more incredible.....he's dating Amber Tamblyn?!

I mean, good for him but:wtf:

[Lucy Goosey]

4. Yeah, no kidding, eh?

I would never in a million years have put her with him, but good for them.

[EndersDame]

3. Nah my goal is to smoke a joint with Willie

[Skittles]

5. not cool

[uncle ray]

7. really.

i mean, he's that close to the friggin president and he doesn't bother to take a few steps and offer to share?

i've now lost all respect i had for David Cross.

[rcrush]

11. If I were the President I wouldnt invite David Cross to any more of my parties

Major party foul right there man.

[Coventina]

6. That guy is nuts. Something tells me he won't live a normal life span.

I love his work, but he has some serious issues.

But I guess most great comics do. Seems to come with the territory.

[Richardo]

8. Snorting coke? Was he 40 feet from President Reagan?

Is this 1986?

[EastTennesseeDem]

9. Dubya's reaction to this story

"No fair! Why didn't anyone have the courtesy to bring cocaine to my dinners?"

[Taitertots]

14. Dubya's response

"Hey, I snorted coke when I was the president"

[mitchum]

10. Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers claims to have rubbed his dick...

on the handle of Amy Carter's suitcase. That was after Carter was out of office, but a few minutes after the deed, her Secret Service agent did pick up the suicase by the handle.

[Initech]

12. There are dozens of us!!!! Dozens!!!

[Mojambo]

13. Heh. n/t