Mr. froggy's dream

[frogmarch]

Last night around midnight I was awakened from a sound sleep by Mr. froggy yelling, "Ow! Ow! Owwww!"

I nudged him and said, "Are you all right?"

He opened one eye. "Mmm-hmmm."

"Were you having a bad dream? You were yelling, 'Ow!'"

"No, I was saying 'Wow.' The dog and I were having a contest to see which of us could piss the farthest."

"Who won?"

"I don't know. You woke me up too soon. Glad you did, though, because it was my turn."

He then got up and made his way to the bathroom.


Anyone else share a bed with a sleep talker?