DUers who would like to swear fealty to me

[datasuspect]

I can grant you citizenship, which avails you of passport facilities. thereupon you can transit, have indefinite leave to remain, and serve me in the united kingdom of datasuspect and northern moldavia.

God save our gracious Datasuspect,
Long live our noble Datasuspect,
God save the Datasuspect:
Send him victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Datasuspect.

O Lord, our God, arise,
Scatter his enemies,
And make them fall.
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
God save us all.

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On his be pleased to pour;
Long may he reign:
May he defend our laws,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
God save the Datasuspect.

[Ptah]

1. whaow!