I have a good attitude towards menstruation.

Paragon

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Thu Mar-18-04 03:02 PM
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I have a good attitude towards menstruation.

Hi, my name's Dave Foley, and, uh, something you might not know about me is that...I have a good attitude towards menstruation. That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation!

Oh, I know a lot of men are made uncomfortable by this monthly miracle. But not me. No, I embrace it. Embrace it the way the way some men embrace the weekend! Why I anticipate it the way a child anticipates Christmas!

Did you know that, uh, in a lot of native Indian cultures, menstruating woman were forced to leave the village, lest their *powerful* magic should overwhelm the shaman? If I were shaman, I wouldn't be so competitive. I'd be more open and giving. I'd be a shaman with...a good attitude towards menstruation!

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adriennel

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Thu Mar-18-04 03:04 PM
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1. HaHa! I Love KITH

that's a great sketch. thanks for reminding me.

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Fleshdancer

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Thu Mar-18-04 03:07 PM
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2. that's nice Dave, you want to take over my mensus for me?

Because I don't have a good attitude about it and I'm stuck with it every damn month. Stupid menstruation. Stupid cramps. blah :(

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Scout

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Thu Mar-18-04 10:15 PM
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7. take mine too...

my face is breaking out as I sit here, and cramps are slowly creeping up on me...

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Blueshift

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Thu Mar-18-04 03:11 PM
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3. Dude...that's gross.

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adriennel

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Thu Mar-18-04 03:13 PM
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5. no, it's not

it's a perfect normal bodily function and a quote from a comedy sketch. geez...:P

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Mr.Green93

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Thu Mar-18-04 03:12 PM
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4. I look forward to ovulation

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Cooley Hurd

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Thu Mar-18-04 03:57 PM
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6. BWAHAHAHAHA! My favorite KITH sketch...

...right ahead of "Bad Doctor."

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SheWhoMustBeObeyed

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Thu Mar-18-04 10:20 PM
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8. I love Dave Foley too

But my favorite sketch of his is "Girl Drink Drunk."

You sure cut out a lot of the menstruation sketch and....upon recollection, that's a good thing. ;)

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Kathleen04

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Thu Mar-18-04 10:32 PM
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12. I love Girl Drink Drunk!

It was one of the first sketches I saw when I was getting hooked on KITH.

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nini

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Thu Mar-18-04 10:24 PM
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9. Just f'ing wait till menopause hits

won't be so freaking fun then buddy!

:-)

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greatauntoftriplets

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Thu Mar-18-04 10:28 PM
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10. And how do you feel about PMS?

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

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Kathleen04

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Thu Mar-18-04 10:31 PM
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11. "Every month...

I feel my body becoming fertile and know it's time to pay my bills".

Gotta love Dave Foley. :)

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