During a job interview, the hiring manager wrote "FUBAR" on my resume...
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Tue Sep-01-09 11:12 PM
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During a job interview, the hiring manager wrote "FUBAR" on my resume...
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Tue Sep-01-09 11:13 PM
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They should be calling you back anytime now.
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Tue Sep-01-09 11:14 PM
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2. Good. I'm glad I wore my lucky Slayer tshirt. I think it made a real strong impression.
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Tue Sep-01-09 11:15 PM
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The same thing happened to me! :rofl:
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Tue Sep-01-09 11:19 PM
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7. Did you get pepper sprayed too??
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Tue Sep-01-09 11:35 PM
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8. No, damnit, but somebody tied me to their desk, then left
promising to be back later. I am typing from my Blackberry. :P
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Wed Sep-02-09 12:13 AM
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12. How long ago was that?
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Wed Sep-02-09 08:39 AM
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19. At least s/he didn't tell you to put on the S&M bondage rig ....
You're not telling us everything, are you?
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Tue Sep-01-09 11:15 PM
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4. What does that stand for?
Front up (a) big ass raise? :shrug:
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Tue Sep-01-09 11:18 PM
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6. That explanation makes sense.
When somebody spits in your face, it means they like you, right?
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Tue Sep-01-09 11:50 PM
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10. Oh yeah, Bumble bee tuna
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Tue Sep-01-09 11:18 PM
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In my former company that would mean you would be hired. They had a keg in the break room. They are now facing lawsuits in 47 states. :)
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Tue Sep-01-09 11:36 PM
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Are there any in Bangor, Maine? :P
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Tue Sep-01-09 11:53 PM
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11. File Under Best Asset Retention.
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Wed Sep-02-09 12:14 AM
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13. I see. So the shots that the security guard fired at my head must've been...
part of some kind of initiation ritual.
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Wed Sep-02-09 12:48 AM
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15. You are unfamiliar withmodern corporate protocol and terminology, obviously.
You've never heard of head hunters?
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Wed Sep-02-09 08:13 AM
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I don't like working with anal-retentive people.
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Wed Sep-02-09 11:50 AM
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20. Best ass retention means that they DON'T work their ass off.
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Wed Sep-02-09 12:43 AM
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14. if he finished it "-ACK OBAMA" then you might want to consider
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Thu Sep-03-09 12:21 AM
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Wed Sep-02-09 07:45 AM
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16. You were reading it upside down
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Wed Sep-02-09 08:11 AM
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17. I used to like to mess with people when I interviewed them
One time I got a box of animal crackers and all during the interview, I kept taking them out and would only eat the heads. Then I just stacked the remains on the desk. ahhhh, good times :D
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Wed Sep-02-09 11:53 AM
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21. The hiring manager during my interview wrote FREE THE DUCK.
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Wed Sep-02-09 07:30 PM
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22. What a prick. How dare he advocate for duck rights.
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Thu Sep-03-09 10:54 AM
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25. Did you tape the interview
you might be able to make the case stick. :hi:
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Thu Sep-03-09 10:39 AM
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24. Smithers,release the hounds.
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