Canary claims warnings of imminent ‘puddy-tat’ attacks were ignored

[TZ]

U.S. homeland security officers were on the defensive today after claims that they had been forewarned about the possibility of last week’s wave of so-called ‘puddy-cat’ attacks. The denial follows claims from celebrity canary turned whistle-blower Tweetie Pie that he had alerted them to the possibility on numerous occasions. Mr Pie says that his warnings were met with a ‘blanket of indifference’ from the authorities. He also claims that he was strongly warned against singing to the media and accused of ’spweading panic and distwess’.
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/04/30/canary-claims-warnings-of-imminent-%e2%80%98puddy-tat%e2%80%99-attacks-were-ignored/
:rofl: looks like the Onion has some competition....

[joeybee12]

1. Hee-hee

:D