My Pineal gland itches..... - Democratic Underground

fNord

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Mon Aug-24-09 02:24 AM
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My Pineal gland itches.....

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rcrush

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Mon Aug-24-09 02:25 AM
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1. Get those tweezers out of your head

And take some DMT

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fNord

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Mon Aug-24-09 02:30 AM
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2. I'm all out....

that's why it itches. I'm trying to turn the factory back on.

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rcrush

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Mon Aug-24-09 02:52 AM
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4. You could just go to sleep

And try to dream. That'll get it pumping. Then I can dissect your brain and have my own DMT! HAHAHAHAH

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fNord

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Mon Aug-24-09 02:55 AM
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5. Cant sleep.....

fnords will eat me......cant sleep fnords will eat me......cant sleep fnords will eat me......cant sleep fnords will eat me......cant sleep fnords will eat me......cant sleep fnords will eat me......cant sleep fnords will eat me......cant sleep fnords will eat me......cant sleep fnords will eat me......cant sleep fnords will eat me......cant sleep fnords will eat

OH NO!

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rcrush

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Mon Aug-24-09 03:02 AM
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6. hmmmm you dont seem concerned that I just offered to eat your brain

Are you not afraid of zombies?

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jobycom

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Mon Aug-24-09 02:30 AM
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3. Beats the hell out of a shut Pyloric Valve.

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Mon Aug-24-09 12:07 PM
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9. that fucking eye

weirdness.

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jobycom

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Mon Aug-24-09 12:28 PM
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10. Is it an abortion which violates all laws of theology and geometry?

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Mon Aug-24-09 12:34 PM
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11. yeah. that, too.

freakishness is the eye.

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Swede

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Mon Aug-24-09 10:49 AM
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7. You need Third Eye Drops®

Consult a doctor if itch lasts for more than three out of body experiences.

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Curtland1015

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Mon Aug-24-09 10:50 AM
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8. Reminds me of an episode of MST3K...

An old lady murdered younger men to get at their pineal glands and make herself young again.

In the end she jumped out a window and died.

The End.

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fNord

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Mon Aug-24-09 01:43 PM
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12. thanks for ruining it for the rest of us......

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