Create and post a restaurant slogan / ad jingle that would make you avoid the place AT ALL COSTS.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

I'm thinking an Italian restaurant...especially a chain place like Olive Garden...

"Come and try our NEW and IMPROVED Alfredo Sauce...now with 25% more ALFREDO."

:rofl:

Your turn, DAMMIT!

:evilgrin:

[LostInAnomie]

1. "We cum on all our food."

I wouldn't want to eat that.

[datasuspect]

11. That Special Taste In Our Succulent Triple Fried Chicken?

The Cool Sparkle In Our Homemade Lemonade?

It's Semen.

That's Why Uncle Buddy's Fried Chicken and Tires Has Been A Family Favorite For Over 25 Years.

The Secret's In The Sauce!

[KamaAina]

2. A chain place like Olive Garden?!

:popcorn:

Um, "Tourists in Times Square prefer us 3 to 1 over the leading brand?"

[Chan790]

3. Next Day Sushi...

all fish caught within the last 72 hours.

[Deja Q]

4. "Arbys: Where the horses come home to dinner. Yours."

:hide:

[Deja Q]

5. BTW: I'd K&R if I could...

:spray:

[datasuspect]

6. Uncle Chester's. Good Food. Good Times. Low Prices. And Feces.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. You had me right up until that last part

:spray:

[datasuspect]

10. Stanky McGees Buffet is Just 10 bucks. Why? Because You Deserve It.

And Ground Up Glass.

[Deja Q]

8. "Sneed's Feed and Seed. Formerly Chuck's."

(proof this one ain't mine, :rofl: )

[datasuspect]

9. A tern for the wurst

much ado about stuffing

[bamacrat]

12. "Stay Thirsty"

Des Equis, not sure on spelling XX, is what Im talking about. I want a beer to quench my thirst.

[HopeHoops]

13. "Hot and Juicy"

No wait, that was intended to have the opposite effect. Actually, it got me slapped upside the head when I called it out, in line, on a band trip - "Hey Wendy, ya hot and juicy?" She hit me so hard I saw stars for twenty minutes.