Man Arrested For Dashing Condoms To Friend In 'Desperate' Need

[matcom]

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SHOP worker Lee Collinson has redefined the meaning of Aussie mateship - by risking arrest to ferry condoms to a friend in need.

Asked by police why he was driving unlicensed, he said: "My cousin was about to (have sex with) this girl and he needed his bum bag because it had his condoms in it."

Darwin magistrate David Loadman said: "Carrying condoms to a mate who is in desperate need must be something much better than the good Samaritan ever did."

He recalled comedian Spike Milligan, in the Goon Show, speaking of "a woman at boiling point".

"I cannot imagine the scene," Mr Loadman said.

"This woman, about to embrace passionately, is waiting for the condom arrival.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8953390%255E13762,00.html

[Nanski]

1. That would be a smart woman Mr. Loadman,

but according to the Bush administration today she is wasting her time.

[DyedNTheWoolDemocrat]

2. Sounds like a deal breaker to me! ROTFL!

[thebigidea]

3. a judge who does Spike Milligan references! Ha!

I'm in favor of more Spike Milligan references in general. Lurgi!

[matcom]

4. funniest part of this story

IMHO :D