Theme from "Sanford" (Shaft parody)

[Bossy Monkey]

Who's the governor schmuck
That's a stimulus package to Argentine chicks?
(Sanford!)

You're damn right
Who is the man
Who would rhapsodize on a Latina's tan?
(Sanford!)

Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that just ran out
On wife and kids like a dirty lout
(Sanford!)

Right on
You see this cat Sanford is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)

But I'm talkin' about Sanford
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but Newt Gingrich
(Mark Sanford)


Apologies to the late great Isaac Hayes and to Jenny and the kids, though not to Governor Tanlines.

[Bossy Monkey]

1. (Wish They All Could Be) Argentina Girls

Well B.A. girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Pampas girls with the way they ride
They knock me out when I'm down there

The Patagonia rancher girls will make you feel all right
And the Andes girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

I wish they all could be Argentina
I wish they all could be Argentina
I wish they all could be Argentina girls

That hemisphere has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a string bikini on mar del plata
Dolls with tanlines in the sand

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back to B.A.
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I wish they all could be Argentina
I wish they all could be Argentina
I wish they all could be Argentina girls

I wish they all could be Argentina
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Argentina
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Argentina
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Argentina
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)

PS: Hey look! The Malvinas are still Argentine! http://www.zonu.com/argentina_maps/Argentina_Regions_Map_2.htm (Don't tell Maggie Thatcher.)